My bum is magic…

[blitznbobs]

I have decided that I am a goddess … In the literal sense of the word.

I haven’t ridden for 8 weeks as I broke my hand - nowt too serious but couldn’t hold the reins properly.

Also the weather has been amazing during those 8 weeks sun sun and a bit
More sun — v depressing and v delightful at the same time

Today I tack my boy up for the first time in forever , and literally as my arse hits
the saddle the heavens open… sky blue - not any significant clouds and sideways rain across the arena.

So I’m considering hiring out my services to drought ridden countries but do you think I need the horse or will just the saddle do?

 

[Carrottom]

Need you in Wales.

 

[LeneHorse]

You can bring your magic bum to Glasgow please. We are not normally short of rain here but this spring has been unusually dry and we need a good downpour or two.

 

[tda]

Yes please, yorkshire.....can provide saddle and pony if required 🌧🌧

 

[Pearlsacarolsinger]

Yes please, yorkshire.....can provide saddle and pony if required 🌧🌧

I second this. We definitely need some rain!

 

[Cragrat]

We need you please!

 

[dreamcometrue]

I second this. We definitely need some rain!

And I third it. Dry and dusty here.

 

[ycbm]

Could you make it a bit less dirty next time please, it left my windscreen absolutely filthy!
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[criso]

When I used to travel a lot for work especially to the middle east that happened. I was told I was 'lucky'. I have brought the rain to Tel Aviv, Doha and Amman.

 

[Nocturnal]

I would like to request the services of your magic bum over here pls! All these weather warnings and talk of thunderstorms… we barely got enough rain to dampen the surface

 

[Barton Bounty]

I have decided that I am a goddess … In the literal sense of the word.

I haven’t ridden for 8 weeks as I broke my hand - nowt too serious but couldn’t hold the reins properly.

Also the weather has been amazing during those 8 weeks sun sun and a bit
More sun — v depressing and v delightful at the same time

Today I tack my boy up for the first time in forever , and literally as my arse hits
the saddle the heavens open… sky blue - not any significant clouds and sideways rain across the arena.

So I’m considering hiring out my services to drought ridden countries but do you think I need the horse or will just the saddle do?

No thanks! You can keep your biblical heavenly rain

Its scorchio in Scotland for a change

 

[Meredith]

We went to a hospital appointment today. When we left the sky darkened and it rained and hailed so heavily we were deafened in the car. The roads were awash. During the rest of our journey home the weather alternated between rain with thunder and lightning and sunshine. We saw what we thought was probably a lighning strike fire at the edge of a wood. While we were out there has been a little rain at home but it's dried up.
I expect your magic bum help would be required in many places right now.

 

[Janique]

Stay away from Switzerland !


We are flooded and the grass is sky high but the farmer can't cut it, it doesn't stay dry long enough !

 

[Alibear]

PLease can you pop over to East Anglia for a few night shifts.

 

[eggs]

If you wouldn't mind passing through north Oxon I would be very grateful. Could even supply you with horse and saddle

 

[AShetlandBitMeOnce]

Sussex, yes please - our fields are starting to look a bit bare and if the YM has to switch them back to daytime turnout I'll cry

 

[Annagain]

I still feel responsible for the floods of 2007, I bought a barbecue and an hour later the skies opened.

 

[MuddyMonster]

We've had heavy rain this afternoon. I think we've had enough now, please & thank you @blitznbobs You can put your magic bum away now

 

[3OldPonies]

My bit of Berkshire is terribly dry, ground is like concrete and grass barely growing if not your actual magic bum could you please send magic bum vibes our way?

 

[Nasicus]

Can I borrow your bum too? Give the resting fields and hay fields a bit of a boost, just avoid my track please