My horse has been called a lot of things.....

[apkelly01]

but at the lesson yesterday the instructor described her as "a scud missile locked onto a jump"

That sums her up pretty well!

So what have your horses been called?

 

[Ezme]

things not repeatable on here!

Had a horse called chuzzlewitt that got turned into f***witt.... but he was really...

 

[Ottinmeg]

nothing i can repeat on here without getting thrown off the forum!

 

[EquestrianFairy]

-A mess

Shes got abysmal conformation so 'i wouldnt touch her with a barge pole' was another comment.

But she flys over jumps with complete adoration that i dont care, we'll prove them wrong when we're flying around the ring and beating the other 'perfect' horses!

 

[kirstyhen]

The Flying Cow! Hence his show name!

Sums him up pretty well really!

 

[Persephone]

My Instructor refers to my mare as a "cocky B***h"!

 

[saddlesore]

Er... Father Dougal MacGuire (Father Ted) Oh the shame.....

 

[Mbronze]

Mrs Mop is used on a regular occurance..

 

[Douwe_doufus]

Doufus, cause hes trips quite abit when hackin or flating but tucks his feet up really well jumping lol

 

[Keltic]

"The Beast" or "hairy mary"

 

[westernriderH]

Slowjoe

His real name is Sapo.

 

[annapolly]

Killer pony from hell seems to pop up during jumping lessons...

 

[Mid]

A thug.

stinky. big ears. moose (moosifer, like lucifer xD ) donkey. mule. a spotty beast. noodle. someone once said 'what a nice appaloosa' and he proceded to flap his lips at them an then turn around and fart :S

 

[Chestnuttymare]

psycho mare from hell!! and various other things. how dare they, she is a sweet baby.

 

[chillidragon]

'Conformationally special'

'If a fat, stubborn mule mated with a hair-trigger nuke, then...'

(All by the same person - it's a wonder I didn't knock her out.)