My Mum made me giggle...

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Just had this brief conversation with my Mum:


Me: When Genie goes out at the new yard she'll be out with boys as well.

Mum: Oh gosh! What are you going to do then? Are you going to have to get her spayed?!

Me: .... They're gelded... lacking some rather necessary equipment for baby making...



Cue a rather embarassed Mum, but she made me giggle!
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I can go one better. My four year old asked my what a gelding was. I decided to be brutally honest and tell her it was a horse with no balls. She went into school the next day and told her teacher geldings were horses "with no balls to play with".
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Bless, she thought their toys had been confiscated.
 
Reminds me of the tale my siste loves to tell. I was 4 or 5 and my other asked where I was going and I replied I was going with the horse cos he was going to have his b******s cut off! - It was only what I'd been told
 
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