My OH is hilarious (or at least he thinks so!)

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Whilst reading my dressage test out loud to my daughter "change the rein at H..." my OH said "you'd better take some spare tack then!!!

Anyone else got stupid OH's?
 
Ha, Ha! Mine just can't tell the difference between my 2 - they are mother and daughter. My livery yard owning friend's husband told her the horse in the corner box 'looked a surprised when he rugged it up'. 'That's because it's an unbroken 3 year old whose never worn a rug' my friend replied.
 
yes mine can be a bit silly too
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so i sympathise
 
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Ha, Ha! Mine just can't tell the difference between my 2 - they are mother and daughter. My livery yard owning friend's husband told her the horse in the corner box 'looked a surprised when he rugged it up'. 'That's because it's an unbroken 3 year old whose never worn a rug' my friend replied.

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LOL - a man who goes to the stables and rugs a horse? Surely they don't exist!
 
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Sounds like something my OH would come out with..you doing dressage?..brave! How A?...

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Brave - No but probably deluded!!

A is fine thank you - more worried about hurting foot from Gym Club which then progressed onto aching neck by bedtime!
 
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Oh..poor thing!!

How did your interview go?

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In soapbox under original thread - alright I think but he has others to interview, will know next week.

Thanks for asking though.
 
I once asked my OH to bring the wooden horse into the tack room so i could clean tack, weve used it many times before and he knows what i mean. However he brings in Finn and starts laughing. Wasnt nice having a 14.2hh foal in a tack room that is barely big enough for 3 people!!!
 
A dog thing rather than a horse thing but some years ago my ex honestly thought that cocker spaniels were born with the tiny little stumpy tails that were universal before the docking laws! How sweet!
 
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Whilst reading my dressage test out loud to my daughter "change the rein at H..." my OH said "you'd better take some spare tack then!!!

Anyone else got stupid OH's?

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Well, I've been known whilst teaching to tell my ride to 'Range the chain from E to B.....'
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At my first dressage test (walk and trot) there was a 5 second halt, which my horse just couldn't cope with.

My other half met me outside with 'at A, halt, select reverse, accelerate whilst taking a bendy course...'

You get the idea!
 
i remember trying to get my horses ready for a show my other half asked if there was anything he could do to help.I threw him a rubber curry comb and told him to try and get some more hair out of my horses coat,oh huge mistake!!! because i had been so busy grooming my other horse i hadnt realised that he had taken it so literally and had managed to rub a huge bald patch out of my horses hind quarters.What a plonker!!!! i had spent four weeks preping her for that show and ended up having to withdraw her.Advice never let ya fella anywhere near a horse!
 
LOL I try to keep mine away from teh yard these days coz he's such a pain! My TBx is ok with him tho sometimes she drags him accross the yard but my section A hates him and chases him round the field LOL - I swear it's because he called her a big dog to her face.
 
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