Naked dressage on Holkham Beach!

thespanishmane

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Well, not me anyway!
Took the boys to Holkham Beach yesterday for the first time - big mistake! The world and his wife turned up with all their kids in tow - not a good mix to start with. we finally got down to the beach in one piece. on riding along quite happily i thought i saw a man with no clothes on - as i remarked on this to my OH several others wearing the same colour cozzie hove into view! oh yes, they had no cloves on!!

on we went, and did some nice schooling in the sand - lovely circles when you know yours are the only hooves on there. Then my delightful ned decided to spook, rear and whip round at some 'different coloured sand' and i fell off. luckily the boy trotted round me as if being schooled and then caught him.

on the way back we saw our lovley circles being used - by a naked man doing his own dressage test on foot at what a pace can only describe as 'bouncing trot'......:D:D:D
 
HAHA!!!
I think you turned the wrong way, theres a nudist beach if you turn the wrong way when you get on the beach.
 
HAHA!!!
I think you turned the wrong way, theres a nudist beach if you turn the wrong way when you get on the beach.

I hope not! - we followed the green arrows next to the green horse signs, and followed other hoof prints.......still,it was our first time, and when we go again it will be a weekday when we have time off and not in hol.season!:D
 
Brilliant! I love Holkham, although we always used to go supremely early to avoid scaring lots of tourists, although this time it seems they scared you :D :P

I can only admit to sending about 15 Japanese tourists scattering with my sister when our ponies bolted and they stood and took photos as we descended on them...
 
Maybe the others followed the wrong directions?? But Im quite sure that if you turn one way when you get on the beach you end up in the nudist beach :eek::o
 
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