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I thought this might be quite humerous for some of here, I present quotes from my boyfriend whilst reading Your Horse.

(Whilst reading a horse ad) 'Genuine horse? Not like those trojan horses you've been reading about in your Greek History books.'

'This rug has a bum flap!'

'Abbie, this horse shampoo has lavendar in it, why does a horse care what it smells like? 'Oh hey, I smell like flowers, I'm going to get my groove on and pick up all of the horsey ladies' Scrap that, I want horse shampoo.'

'Actually what would happen if a horse had cannabis, it doesn't say that the weed killer gets rid of that does it. I bet the horses love that.'

'Mark Todd Fly Repellent Spray, not buying that, despite it containing 9 essential oils and herbal consentrates.'

'Naff Off, that's a bit rude.'

'Abbie, what's a Noodie? Sounds like Noddy.'

'Why do horses itch? Is it because they get herpes?'

'Abbie, why do they put blindfolds on horses? Surely it's in their best interests to see where they're going? I wouldn't let someone blindfold me and ride on my back, not something I'm up for.


He's only a few pages in so no doubt there'll be more gold to come.
 
used to take my OH the yard with me, at least 3/4 times a week. Took him down this particular day, I wandered off to the tack room, leaving him to go to my horses stable, on my way back to horses stable I saw him and asked 'what are you doing in there?', he replies 'stroking maisie :confused: ' I said 'no your not you're stroking amber, Maisie is two stables down where she has always been' :p
 
My OH had nothing to do with the horses until I got our little 2yo welshie who he is quite taken with. Yesterday he had me in stiches as he described ho he reversed back up our road making himself late for work , jumped over the gate and ran down the field cos Riley was lying down and he thought he might have that "thing" ..."you know when they die"....."when their tummy hurts" , so he made him stand up and checked him over Bless!
Riley was actually having a sleep cos his tummy was full cos they moved paddocks the day before and he is only a baby.
 
kirinsam said:
My OH had nothing to do with the horses until I got our little 2yo welshie who he is quite taken with. Yesterday he had me in stiches as he described ho he reversed back up our road making himself late for work , jumped over the gate and ran down the field cos Riley was lying down and he thought he might have that "thing" ..."you know when they die"....."when their tummy hurts" , so he made him stand up and checked him over Bless!
Riley was actually having a sleep cos his tummy was full cos they moved paddocks the day before and he is only a baby.
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Haha that's adorable. I'm still trying to get my OH on a horse!
 
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I present to you my partner, who's training to become a doctor. Yes, really.

"What? Ponies are just baby horses, there's nothing wrong with that statement in my opinion."

"Country Clothing, they all have stripes on, do country people like stripes? They're all horizontal too, what's wrong with veritcal stripes? Damn you country people."

Me - "It's not a magazine, Ride-Away is a brochure."

Aj - "What? Do they sell horses?"

"Why is Zara Phillip's clothing range called 176? Is she 176?"

"Why do horses need tail covers? Don't they need their tails to hit flies? So if I buy this my horses' bum will get eaten by flies?

"Are clippers for their toenails?"

"Abbie, why don't horses have shaving cream? Let's create shaving cream for horses, there's a gap in the market."

 
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