Norty, norty sheeepie.......

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.......me Muvver ain't 'appy! :eek:

I wuz up de gaarden dis mornin' doin' me usual mornin' fingies;) an' found one o' dem sheepie fings wot live in our paddock 'ad got throo de fence! :eek:

Muvver came to call me for me brekkies, but I'd decided to lie down an' act like one o' dem udder Border dogs - ya know de ones - dose Colllies!:D Muvver comes to see wot wuz keepin me an' wen shee saw wot wuz goin' on, she yelled summat 'bout fuggin' bladdy sheeep nommin on 'er plaaants!:eek: Den she skreeems for 'Imself, who wuz 'bout as much use as a kandle in a funderstorm.....:rolleyes: Anyhoos, upshot wuz Muvver got de norty sheeep back into de paddock an' 'Imself fixed de fence.

Me? I got one o' me speyshul bikkies as well as me brekkies, for bein' a klever dorgie for keepin' de udder sheeeepies under kontrol! :D:D

But Muvver iz still mutterin' baaaad wordz 'bout de plaaants............an' even worse ones 'bout de sheepies!:rolleyes:

So, 'ow wuz your Sundaay? ;)
 
I hadz to wait for nages for my noms this morning- sumfing aboutz a lie in..... so just barkeded untilz di lazy parentals got up (8am- ta Dex).

Den wented to the fieldz with mum, I was well goodz and foundz some lully poop to roll in. Mum wasnt impressed telled me I smeltz like I had died....

When I got back she washeded me in stuff what stinkz like girlz- ugh
 
CaveCanem said:
I haz been mostly fightin' and bitin' and sunbavin' HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
And it looks as if the big grumpy dog is gonna get a shampoo and set HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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:D Oooooo, Floooofy One! I just seed your pikchures in de udder post fingy! Loooks like you ad' loads an' loads a fun! :D Big Grumpy One'll smell like a girlie fing - dat's shud be a larf! ;);):D
 
lexiedhb said:
I hadz to wait for nages for my noms this morning- sumfing aboutz a lie in..... so just barkeded untilz di lazy parentals got up (8am- ta Dex).

Den wented to the fieldz with mum, I was well goodz and foundz some lully poop to roll in. Mum wasnt impressed telled me I smeltz like I had died....

When I got back she washeded me in stuff what stinkz like girlz- ugh
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I likes rollin' in stinky pooos too, but I reeely, reeely don't like de washy stuff either! :mad: I likes nommin on sheepie poos, but I wuz soooo bizzy dis mornin', I kompletely forgot 'bout de likkle black nuggets lyin' about on de graaasss.........:mad: By de time I remembered, Muvver had me in me 'arness and usin' me as a poo sniffer so's shee could scoop dem up an' throw dem over de fence.........:confused: Gaaaaaahhhhhhh;)
 
I were well pleased cos Trish came home today. Shes been away for AGES AND AGES. I said hello to her with my best 'I'm a normal laid back cool dog' face:
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But then she said she ant brought me owt so I gave her my 'I am not amused' face:
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Evnin:D

Bear u iz well lucki to get so close to the sheepies:D I like to play chase wiv them - well I did one time and her wot muzt bi obeyed went mental:rolleyes::rolleyes: so now if we iz goin near them I iz put on my lead:rolleyes: but I still jumpoz around and behaves like a 'fuggin eejit' what that iz?:confused::rolleyes:

I have had a 'quiet' day today *yawn* coz we did a big walkiez yesterday wiv my black lab cousin Emma - she livs wiv HWMBO sister and iz stasyin wiv Grampz for a holiday - and we had lodz of fun!!:D:D we woz jumoin in lake and all sorts - we also met this big white bird who woz well cross we jumoed in hiz lake - spat at us and everything:eek: - how rude iz that?:confused: we woz well brave and barked at him from behing the reeds:D anyhoo we woz walking for over 2 hours and Sweep haz only got little legs and iz well old so wanted to sleeps on the sofa todayz so we only got to whizz round a couple of fieldz:(

I luv sheepie poo - I lives on a sheepie farm so getz to eatz loads:D I also roll in lots of stinky stuff - do you all getz called a 'fuggin minger'?:confused: *sigh*

I iz off to check out the spare bedz.....;):D:D

Max-i-Moo :cool:
 
I learned not to go near da hedge, made of electriced ya know!!!!!!!! Dads dun sommink to it I swears.

He werent happie dat I kept sayin hi to da big man ova da road or seein da lady at the otha end of da garden thro the hedge (tht now electriced me).

I alsooo ate a hole pig head, made my tummy a bit sore, so no walkies as I couldnt actually move :D good times :D Then nxt day mum put me in car and I let riiiiiiiiiiiiip, she said I stinks :D gotta love a hooooman :D


Den today we wnt to see the hoooooooouge things smash up wheat, dad did lots of swearing but then a DEER ran out, I tried to drag mum over to see it, she went craaaaaaaaaaazy at me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Den this afternoon we went to my other work and I went on pcock patrol, but found out it was some weird hooman making the same noise as a pcock (even mum sayz hes a bit odd).
I also helped the old lady do some clearing up in the hooooman gathering eating place.

Then I ran riot found foxy poo and went up the coal heap. Got told off, got muttered about Dogs Trust??????????????????????????? And got shut in da car!!!!!!!!!!!!



Dilbert x x x x x x x x x x I is looking for a lovely lady, need a lady girl friend, I is soooooooooooooooooo macho macho man, I can walk the walk, talk the talk and I can show you a good time yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Im too sexy for my collar too sexy for me collar


BTW what does snip snip mean, mum keeps saying it??????/



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I had a awesome weekend got away from that puppy thing for a whole evening. Went with mum and dad to this place (I sometimes go for pcock patrol) and basically everyone fed me, how awesome is that, FOOD!!! you have to come!!!. Then mum took me for a walk with the little hoomans, one kept throwing stick AT ME!! Saying FETCH, what the hell does that mean? I kept running off on pcock patrol and bunny patrol but this little hooman was quite insistant. I then found a old hooman who kept tickling my ears and giving sausage mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Then mum took me on this thing right, it was only like a metal road, and loadsa hoomans got on. I was still getting food tho so didnt matter. There was smoke everywhere, but didn't matter I was getting food. (it was a train ride)

I wanted to jump off as I saw a bunny which I needed to clear away but mum said NO :(


When we got off we went round a fire,I also met a lovely little girl and we snuggled by the campfire, mum kept saying behave (I normally aint too keen on strangers, but this little lady was lovely). There was one hoooman tht didnt shut up (kept saying coming round the mountain??????? There are no mountains here) so I barked at him a bit and then went back to sleep.


Today we played in the wheat with the scary huuuuuge things, I dont like them so stayed close to mum. But we had a really cool walk after it and then went back to the fooood place in the evening so I helped "tidy up" and then went on pcock patrol.

I is now on sofa mmmmmmmmmmmmm with dad, all he does is sleep now. But he stole a bit of puppys dinner tonight, well funny. But mum would tell me off if I did that!!!



Teal. x
 
Morning peeps,
I had a busy day I helped the lady human use the machine what steals the grass, I barked at it lots but it never gave the grass back, then I watched the spinny thing in the kitchen to make sure it never nommed up the human clothes, the man human then played outside with the clothes for a bit so I made sure he did it right
Later the really old humans came and I made a big fuss incase chaos had come to play, but the lady human got shouty so I huffed on my bed, til the old humans went
Then my humans didn't feed me last night even tho I tried, even the man human wouldn't and he always feeds me if use my sad face, so I am super hungry and they won't give me noms now neither :(
Anyhoos laters
Damek xx
 
twisteddiamond said:
Then my humans didn't feed me last night even tho I tried, even the man human wouldn't and he always feeds me if use my sad face, so I am super hungry and they won't give me noms now neither :(
Anyhoos laters
Damek xx
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What noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo wayz!!!! That is such bad, we need a hotline barkphone for when dis happenz. I can't live without fooooooooooooooooood!!!!!

Dont suppose ya know any nice lady dogs do you?? Need a girlfriend coz I is sooooo sexy :)

Dylan x
 
twisteddiamond said:
Morning peeps,
I had a busy day I helped the lady human use the machine what steals the grass, I barked at it lots but it never gave the grass back, then I watched the spinny thing in the kitchen to make sure it never nommed up the human clothes, the man human then played outside with the clothes for a bit so I made sure he did it right
Later the really old humans came and I made a big fuss incase chaos had come to play, but the lady human got shouty so I huffed on my bed, til the old humans went
Then my humans didn't feed me last night even tho I tried, even the man human wouldn't and he always feeds me if use my sad face, so I am super hungry and they won't give me noms now neither :(
Anyhoos laters
Damek xx
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We'z has gotten an orange grass stealer- hopes they is not trying to steal allz of it cos I likes to nomz the grass.

Am youz ok Damek? fink I would be deadz now due to lack of noms..... youz can have some ofz my bone if you like, but I iz currently chucking it round the gardenz whilst looking for goodz placez to buriez it
 
I am not friends with my humans, they left me with a bunch of strange lady humans who gave me stuff that made me sleepy, when I woke up they had chopped a big big hole in my tummy so now am in much pain and feeling very poorly, would share your bone but I have a stupid hat which is stopping me from picking stuff up
 
We dunt 'ave no sheeps truble in my garden cos I sorts 'em out.

This old bint I live wiv (she's a bit soft in the paws , ya get me?), she larfed 'er 'ead off when she dun give me a barf.

Not so much larfin when I killed that cushoon wot was lookin at me funny


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twisteddiamond said:
I am not friends with my humans, they left me with a bunch of strange lady humans who gave me stuff that made me sleepy, when I woke up they had chopped a big big hole in my tummy so now am in much pain and feeling very poorly, would share your bone but I have a stupid hat which is stopping me from picking stuff up
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Ohhhz you gotted bad hoomans.

Willz savez you some of my bone in my bestest hidey spot for when you can looze the sillyz hat......
 
Hi, peeps! :D

Fanks for all your news - seeeems like we have some craaaazie hooomins to deal wiv!;)

Sorry, but dis iz just a short message from me - Muvver says de internet fingy is fuggin 'opeless tonite.......:confused::(

Laters!
 
Hi alz. Rocksta here! I'z had a well buzy timez. Stoopid hoomans keep throin my ball milez and milez away with some chucka
 
(stoopid intaweb) fing they have. I iz well nakkered. They fro my ball the wrong way too and then walk off. Iz well rude. But i'z a gud boi and saved the ball from being left alone.

Then they'z frood the ball in the water and it waz soooooo deep I couldn't poot my feeties down so had to paddle. I iz only a puppy so that was well rude 2.

Part from that I'z played with unkle harli (he is a yello dog) but he kept tellin me to go away - he iz well rude. He is rubbish coz he lost his ball but I dint lose my ball. Ha ha!

Now I iz going bed with me kong and bone. Nite all!

Rocksta
 
:D I'z baaaack!! :D Muvver sez dat internet wotsit iz a pain in de butt an' 'Imself iz gettin' sum new gadjit on Fursday wot's supposed to make it work betta - we'll seee......:rolleyes:

Rocksta - hoomins lurve frowin' fings for us - it's one way of keepin' 'em 'appy and shovin' de treets our waaay! Trust meee - I knows about deese fings! :rolleyes:

Hey Damek! Get well soooon, an' don mess wiv de stiches - hoomins git reel narked when you mess wiv stuff like dat! ;):)

Paisley-dog - de only good cushon iz a ded one! Know wot I mean?!;)

An' for everee one one else who toooook de trubble to reply - fanks a millon! :D Keep on nommin, an' I'll be back wiv ya all soooon!

Nighty Nite! Bear de Border *yawn, stretch, yawn* :)
 
We did extra speshial for mammy today, we's did Gok some joddyphurrs and mountany horse thingys that she left flapping in the garden. Mister next door thought it was well funny coz them is now sporting coool air hole thingys and grungy looks. Soz about the mud though, Harry wouldnt let Obster do the air holes in the jooolez polo so we had a tugs of war contest to decide and the decks chair wasnt my faultz the materiaal just went swoosh when I sitz on it.
 
'Ello all, and I 'as got truble wiv the old girl. I duz nealry everyfin right and wot is my reward?

She is larfin again and mutterin about camping? Wot is dis? 'Ave thay got sofas- mostly whippet innit, gotta be comfy.

And I dunt do rain, 'as campin got rain? And I dunt have no coat, even with all the snows old Fat-Bum dint buy me a coat, but she was all rugged up, oh yeah.

But she 'as said about beach and loadsa runnin' so it might be wurf it :)
 
paisley said:
'Ello all, and I 'as got truble wiv the old girl. I duz nealry everyfin right and wot is my reward?

She is larfin again and mutterin about camping? Wot is dis? 'Ave thay got sofas- mostly whippet innit, gotta be comfy.

And I dunt do rain, 'as campin got rain? And I dunt have no coat, even with all the snows old Fat-Bum dint buy me a coat, but she was all rugged up, oh yeah.

But she 'as said about beach and loadsa runnin' so it might be wurf it :)
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:eek: Campin'??! :eek: I don't ever, nevvver doo campin'! Muchlies too muchlies like not bein' at 'ome - no sofa, no armchair, no cumfy beddy-byes.......:rolleyes: An' wen de tent fingy leeks, well, dat's just de end......I likes me kreeture komfots, meee! :rolleyes:;)

Beach-fingy sounds gooood - nevver bin to one dose - pleese tell's meee how you gets on!;)
 
Orionstar said:
We did extra speshial for mammy today, we's did Gok some joddyphurrs and mountany horse thingys that she left flapping in the garden. Mister next door thought it was well funny coz them is now sporting coool air hole thingys and grungy looks. Soz about the mud though, Harry wouldnt let Obster do the air holes in the jooolez polo so we had a tugs of war contest to decide and the decks chair wasnt my faultz the materiaal just went swoosh when I sitz on it.
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:D I like puttin' 'oles in me towelly fings wot Muvver an 'Imself rub me wiv when i comes in wet......an' den I gets shouted at coz, an' I quoties:
'Towels are for dryin', not fuggin rippin' or humpin'........!!' :confused:

Sooo muchlies fun to be 'ad, but dem hoomins can be reel spoily sportz sumtimes.......:rolleyes::D
 
I iz back!

Hoomans are well rubbish - mum tellz me I iz nortie when I eatz the horsie poo (nom nom) but I iz helpin her tidy up, innit. So I stopped helpin her and went to help other hoomans, then mum told me off for carrying their stuff for them. I waznt gonna hide it likez she sayz I was just helpin.

So she putz me in the car with NO biscits - how unfair is that?

Now I iz gonna have a nap as I iz tired after all my helping.

Seez u later!

Rocksta
 
biccie1 said:
I iz back!

Hoomans are well rubbish - mum tellz me I iz nortie when I eatz the horsie poo (nom nom) but I iz helpin her tidy up, innit. So I stopped helpin her and went to help other hoomans, then mum told me off for carrying their stuff for them. I waznt gonna hide it likez she sayz I was just helpin.

So she putz me in the car with NO biscits - how unfair is that?

Now I iz gonna have a nap as I iz tired after all my helping.

Seez u later!

Rocksta
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I iz agreeein' wiv you - I likes to nom on horsie poo, too. As well as de sheepie and foxies poo's aaaand Big Merly Girly's toe nailz when the toe-clippin' man comes too visit..........:D

But guess wot? I gits skreeemed at when I tries to 'elp out wiv the cleerin' up, tooooo! :confused::D

I fink it's 'bout time we all went on strikeys - no bikkies = no tidyin'! :rolleyes:

Waddya fink? ;);) :D
 
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