PaddyMonty
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....with a nice bling browband?
Stressage yesterday
Stressage yesterday
Now wouldn't this look better
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Thistle
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You would need the heavy eye make up and lippy to go with it though!
BTW no offence but I think men look better in shirt and tie.
BTW no offence but I think men look better in shirt and tie.
the watcher
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No the horse looks perfect just as it is.
Your appearance would be much improved with a different jacket though (and safety pins for the number instead of that hideous twine they supply)
Your appearance would be much improved with a different jacket though (and safety pins for the number instead of that hideous twine they supply)
PaddyMonty
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BTW no offence but I think men look better in shirt and tie.
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Urm
I am wearing a shirt and tie
BTW no offence but I think men look better in shirt and tie.
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PaddyMonty
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Your appearance would be much improved with a different jacket though (and safety pins for the number instead of that hideous twine they supply)
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Jacket does normally look very nice but stupid twine kinda spoils the cut somewhat. Forgot bridle number
Your appearance would be much improved with a different jacket though (and safety pins for the number instead of that hideous twine they supply)
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Jacket does normally look very nice but stupid twine kinda spoils the cut somewhat. Forgot bridle number
Baggybreeches
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BTW no offence but I think men look better in shirt and tie.
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Urm
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Tis showjumping white though isn't it?
I was going to say that your jacket looks huge!
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BTW no offence but I think men look better in shirt and tie.
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Tis showjumping white though isn't it?
I was going to say that your jacket looks huge!
Baggybreeches
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Hee hee, its`like the HHO trinny and susannah!
PaddyMonty
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Tis showjumping white though isn't it?
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Aye, that it is lass.
String really messes my jacket up. It was voted nicest jacket at BSJA show recently.
So...what colour shirt / tie should I wear for stressage?
Tis showjumping white though isn't it?
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Aye, that it is lass.
String really messes my jacket up. It was voted nicest jacket at BSJA show recently.
So...what colour shirt / tie should I wear for stressage?
PaddyMonty
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Just to prove its not me dads jacket
Baggybreeches
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I was just wondering if you had maybe trimmed down with all this eventing training?
You are no longer a lardy Showjumper. BTW white shirt and tie is correct, but the divas usually have a spray tan to make it stand out more!
Thistle
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It looks like a white stock through my bleary morning eyes!
Super_Kat
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Yes!
Something pink would look great as well
PaddyMonty
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Something pink would look great as well
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Thats what I was thinking. Perhaps a pink and purple diamante V browband?
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Thats what I was thinking. Perhaps a pink and purple diamante V browband?
the watcher
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String really messes my jacket up. It was voted nicest jacket at BSJA show recently.
So...what colour shirt / tie should I wear for stressage?
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This isn't BSJA, this is stressage - therefore comfort comes a long way behind elegance. A darker fitted jacket (it can still be tweedy if you must) will do nicely, and some of those nice long leather dressage boots with the tops so high you are no longer physically able to bend you leg at the knee will give you just the right look
String really messes my jacket up. It was voted nicest jacket at BSJA show recently.
So...what colour shirt / tie should I wear for stressage?
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This isn't BSJA, this is stressage - therefore comfort comes a long way behind elegance. A darker fitted jacket (it can still be tweedy if you must) will do nicely, and some of those nice long leather dressage boots with the tops so high you are no longer physically able to bend you leg at the knee will give you just the right look
henryhorn
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Yes it would, but unless you're gay perhaps it would send the wrong signals!
Jacket looks fine in the SJ pic, but perhaps move the buttons a tad?
Proper male dressage divas have numerous jackets, a mate of mine kept his in the spare room I stayed in, and I swear he had at least ten black ones plus a couple of specials too!
What is it about gay males and their clothes?
This chap had hundreds of beautiful shirts, ties by the hundred etc, and all crisply ironed and hung pefectly straight in his wardrobes. (no I didn't look, he came in to get one and I saw them then!)
I don't think anyone looks particularly smart with that twine round their middle, but lovely horse...
Jacket looks fine in the SJ pic, but perhaps move the buttons a tad?
Proper male dressage divas have numerous jackets, a mate of mine kept his in the spare room I stayed in, and I swear he had at least ten black ones plus a couple of specials too!
What is it about gay males and their clothes?
This chap had hundreds of beautiful shirts, ties by the hundred etc, and all crisply ironed and hung pefectly straight in his wardrobes. (no I didn't look, he came in to get one and I saw them then!)
I don't think anyone looks particularly smart with that twine round their middle, but lovely horse...
Partoow
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probably smile and then it would look better or at least BREATH!!!!! you're doing that clamped mouth thing!!!! you'll start teeth grinding next!!!!!
Hope you rode this test with more purpose not the La la way you like to do!!!!
I think we will make a dressage bloke out of you yet.......
You have a LONG way to go to be at my Diva standards but you are a work in progress
Hope you rode this test with more purpose not the La la way you like to do!!!!
I think we will make a dressage bloke out of you yet.......
You have a LONG way to go to be at my Diva standards but you are a work in progress
PaddyMonty
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probably smile and then it would look better or at least BREATH!!!!! you're doing that clamped mouth thing!!!! you'll start teeth grinding next!!!!!
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Sorry, forgot to laugh during test. Will do better next time.
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Hope you rode this test with more purpose not the La la way you like to do!!!!
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I was brave, VERY brave
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I think we will make a dressage bloke out of you yet.......
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Next torture, sorry training session on the 19th? Have BE on the 22nd
probably smile and then it would look better or at least BREATH!!!!! you're doing that clamped mouth thing!!!! you'll start teeth grinding next!!!!!
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Sorry, forgot to laugh during test. Will do better next time.
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Hope you rode this test with more purpose not the La la way you like to do!!!!
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I was brave, VERY brave
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I think we will make a dressage bloke out of you yet.......
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Next torture, sorry training session on the 19th? Have BE on the 22nd
Partoow
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Will check diary.......[and think of something else i must do!!! ha ah only joking you know i am proud of you really and when is that AMAZING little girl of yours coming too , to show dad up???!!!!!] Any time??? AM or PM???
Can you bring the test too so we can go through it?
Can you bring the test too so we can go through it?
PaddyMonty
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Anytime from 2.30pm onwards. Will bring test
Ali should be contacting you re Georgie. She needs some serious edgeimecating before trailblazers finals.
Ali should be contacting you re Georgie. She needs some serious edgeimecating before trailblazers finals.
Partoow
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cruiseline
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Oh come on
Where is the bling, where are the patent leather boots, the ever so polished dressage topper, the diamonte incrusted schooling whip, the gaggle of brusher, carriers, polishers, nodders, bandage removers and dribble wipers.
Do we dressage riders not teach you anything!!!!!!!!!!!
Where is the bling, where are the patent leather boots, the ever so polished dressage topper, the diamonte incrusted schooling whip, the gaggle of brusher, carriers, polishers, nodders, bandage removers and dribble wipers.
Do we dressage riders not teach you anything!!!!!!!!!!!
BBs
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I guess pearls are a no go?
Ive got a pair of bling spurs you can use
Nice pic, Im just not liking the jacket for this phase.... (sorrrrrrrrrrry)
Ive got a pair of bling spurs you can use
Nice pic, Im just not liking the jacket for this phase.... (sorrrrrrrrrrry)
cruiseline
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OMG I forgot to mention the PEARL earings, I am going to be ostracized.
Goes to hide in the corner
Goes to hide in the corner
PaddyMonty
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Its all a bit fussy the stressage malarky init.
Ok will dig out old black jacket or perhaps i should visit tailor and have one made to measure darlings
Army of go-fors, thats what I need.
Ok will dig out old black jacket or perhaps i should visit tailor and have one made to measure darlings
Army of go-fors, thats what I need.
Rambo
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Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo........
Wotcha doin' David
Dressage for eventing......just (and I mean JUST) about acceptable......but 'proper' diva dressage.........
Why
P.S I think you'd look lovely with a huge pair of Coco Chanel shades.....you know the ones....with the little diamante pattern on the bridge and CC on the side
Wotcha doin' David
Dressage for eventing......just (and I mean JUST) about acceptable......but 'proper' diva dressage.........
Why
P.S I think you'd look lovely with a huge pair of Coco Chanel shades.....you know the ones....with the little diamante pattern on the bridge and CC on the side
cruiseline
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Its all a bit fussy the stressage malarky init.
Ok will dig out old black jacket or perhaps i should visit tailor and have one made to measure darlings
Army of go-fors, thats what I need.
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Now your talking darling, would you like the address of my tailor.
Its all a bit fussy the stressage malarky init.
Ok will dig out old black jacket or perhaps i should visit tailor and have one made to measure darlings
Army of go-fors, thats what I need.
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Now your talking darling, would you like the address of my tailor.
PaddyMonty
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Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo........
Wotcha doin' David
Dressage for eventing......just (and I mean JUST) about acceptable......but 'proper' diva dressage.........
Why
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Chill man chill. Only doing it to get our score better for eventing honest. You can tell from my face its not my favourite discipline
although I do seem to be more successful at it than SJ
We wont mention the fact that I've entered BD on the 15th
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo........
Wotcha doin' David
Dressage for eventing......just (and I mean JUST) about acceptable......but 'proper' diva dressage.........
Why
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Chill man chill. Only doing it to get our score better for eventing honest. You can tell from my face its not my favourite discipline
We wont mention the fact that I've entered BD on the 15th
BBs
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Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo........
Wotcha doin' David
Dressage for eventing......just (and I mean JUST) about acceptable......but 'proper' diva dressage.........
Why
P.S I think you'd look lovely with a huge pair of Coco Chanel shades.....you know the ones....with the little diamante pattern on the bridge and CC on the side
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Youre just jealous lol
Do you want the bling spurs
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo........
Wotcha doin' David
Dressage for eventing......just (and I mean JUST) about acceptable......but 'proper' diva dressage.........
Why
P.S I think you'd look lovely with a huge pair of Coco Chanel shades.....you know the ones....with the little diamante pattern on the bridge and CC on the side
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Youre just jealous lol
Do you want the bling spurs
Partoow
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I peronally prefer Diamonds, pearls are a little last year when it comes to earings , oh and if you get another horse then th colour of the kit should match the horse.
EG, my black boys [ not racist comment merely colourist] wear cream as its less stark and so do i, my greys, chestnuts and bays all wear white and then so do i. The only horse to earn the right to Bling was my Stallion and that was only because he had no white on his head and was so black you could not see his face!!! I would however LOVE the Agent Provocateur diamond encrusted whip..... not sure they meant it for equestrian use though!!!!!!!
Mind boggles.
i do think you need to ditch the white / light breeches and go for more taup colour as men look better in them especially if you go and get a black jacket [ double vented] as for the tweed more of a keepers tweed [greens/browns, with alittle colour ie faint red ,blue check] would look more traditional and in keeping with the eventing crowd.... i am under no allusions that you are becoming a dressage divid.... get it??? divid? david???? oh never mind...!!!
EG, my black boys [ not racist comment merely colourist] wear cream as its less stark and so do i, my greys, chestnuts and bays all wear white and then so do i. The only horse to earn the right to Bling was my Stallion and that was only because he had no white on his head and was so black you could not see his face!!! I would however LOVE the Agent Provocateur diamond encrusted whip..... not sure they meant it for equestrian use though!!!!!!!
i do think you need to ditch the white / light breeches and go for more taup colour as men look better in them especially if you go and get a black jacket [ double vented] as for the tweed more of a keepers tweed [greens/browns, with alittle colour ie faint red ,blue check] would look more traditional and in keeping with the eventing crowd.... i am under no allusions that you are becoming a dressage divid.... get it??? divid? david???? oh never mind...!!!
PaddyMonty
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Ah but you see Partoow that I have to make a choice.
I can either spend all my money getting you to drag my sorry ass up in the dressage world or I can get all the gear and have no idea.
I'm guessing you may prefer the former?
Perhaps I need to find a second owner that will pay for my training as well
I can either spend all my money getting you to drag my sorry ass up in the dressage world or I can get all the gear and have no idea.
I'm guessing you may prefer the former?
Perhaps I need to find a second owner that will pay for my training as well