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MECHANIC!

He's not a fit farrier, he doesn't prance around in chaps and big work boots looking all sweaty and farriery... but he does fix my car (which, incidentally is now MUCH nicer to drive... it doesn't judder like a motherbitch when I go over 60, and no longer drags me to the left...good times), he does have a WONDERFUL staffie puppy who is so sweet I might just have to eat her up or squish her till she goes pop, he loves my horses and even offered to do them for me today so that I could go to hospital, he does drive for nearly an hour to see me for ten minutes (and tell me that I smell like I've been dragged through a horses digestive system... sweet.), and he's a rugby player, so built like a brick shithouse, which means that he has no issues with lifting metal gates off their hinges and moving them a zillion times because I'm being indecisive...

Fit Farrier came today...

he came, he shod, he left

He was beautiful throughout, his dog was her usual wonderful self, my horses were only a tiiinnyyy bit pillock esque, and he was generally delightful. I think I managed to pull off "99% normal, 1% blithering idiot" quite successfully... and I now know when the new Kings of Leon album comes out, which, when push comes to wallop, is all that really matters.

Now please excuse me while I toddle off to hospital to admit that I may have broken my foot and it was in fact very very silly to pop a zillion co-codamol and then go cubbing on it this morning and jump lots of gates...

Ow in the extreme.
 
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And he likes HORSES, YAHOOO!!!!! Shall get rid of the KATIE PRICE dress very over rated don't you know and start looking for things more in greasy oil stained overalls. As for the foot grin:D:D:D:D:D:D:D and bear it girl, hope you had a good days cubbing:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
 
ECHO BRAVO you plonker!!! Don't you DARE take that dress back!! You may still need it, I'm sure that my lobster is in fact farrier shaped (much as I adore the mechanic...) and you're going to need it one day. Fo sho! You may also need it for celebrating the fact that the mechanic is so lovely and just offered to drive TWO HOURS out of his way to take me to hospital.
Bring the dress and the champers, I'll bring some chips :D
 
But to be honest I've gone off the ruddy thing, It shows my bulges but in the wrong places and doesn't suit my ruddy (rose glow) complexion. So off to do my 4 little Darlings back in an hour or 2. Chin Chin:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D. Hope they gave you a foot protecter:D:D:D:D:D:D
 
Farrier and mechanic both very useful. You now need a builder, millionaire, chef and a 3ft midget with a 9" tongue who can breathe thru his ears !!!
 
Oh my days I've just choked laughing!!!!!!
Lmao!
Well Starzaan, if Fit Farrier is out of the running now, maybe you can send him to us seeing as our farrier died....- or is he still in the running?!?! :D
K x
 
Oh my goodness! I just spat Diet Coke all over the puppy!!!!!

Foot update - one chipped bone, one very cross doctor, one very sore foot, and one ruined hunting boot. NOT amused! Moral of the story - if it takes three people to get you into your boots, don't go cubbing!

Ooooohhhh Fit Farrier is still loverly. But Fit Mechanic is soooooooooooooooooo sweet, and I still want to squish his dog...

Now please excuse me, I've got some hardcore painkillers to pop!
 
Come, Come girls, builder maybe, but millionare unless she takes on polo that is, and they've been married umpteen time or gay, think not. Starzaan has set her sights at the practical end of the market, wise girl. The mechanic sounds alright, 1) fixed her car 2) likes dogs 3)likes horses? 4) to her to hospital (large bonus point on that) for her mangled foot (silly biddy). And I can get rid of the ruddy dress and get something more like the Duchess of Corwall would wear that would blend in with my ruddy (rose glow)complexion.:D:D:D:D:D
 
I think she should forget about the fit farrier, lets face it he's been playing her wellies long enough. So now she could start the Spanner Dance and you do get several sizes I believe:D:D:D:D
 
Echo Bravo, ruddy is not a work in my vocabulary. I share the rosey glow of an English rose with you, and I have decided that being a big red blob is in fact a good thing as we can save SOOO much money on blusher.

Echo Bravo, I would definitely not say no to a millionaire, stop putting them off!!! He can buy me an Oakley!!

And I shall NEVER forget about the fit farrier! The welly dance shall remain very much a part of my repertoire, and one day Mr. Fit will realise that I am his lobster. And I shall whack out the wellies!


I think I may have to photograph the mechanic's puppy for you all. You'll want to squish her tooooo!
 
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Starzaan are you sure ??? About the polo playing Millionaire that is. If I meet one I'll send him your way, but what a hussey, first the fit farrier,next the mechanic, where do you stop!!!! And I've been told spanners are in imperial or metric what ever, does that have ketchup on the side??;););););)
 
I am no hussey! They all just appeared at once!

The puppy is no euphemism thank you! She is genuinely lovely, and quite possibly the sole reason for my enjoyment of the mechanic...


that and his big arms of course :D
 
1. I demand puppy pictures.

2. Congrats on the mechanic :) my OH is a computering geek-type, but can fix cars when he sets his mind to it, it's very useful (and part of why I've kept him so long :p).

3. Now you've hurt your foot, Mr Mechanic can be your personal mechanic/chauffeur, and drive you about the place. And he can carry you in his big arms so you don't need to hobble about looking like a berk.

4. That is all.
 
1) There! Now pipe down!!!

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2) He is very useful! I shall make him fix ALL my knackered cars and tractors and suchlike...


3) That is SUCH a plan... I do believe that piggybacks are the way to go... piggybacks with WELLIES on!


4) I hope you want to squish that puppy too!
 
Starzaan said:
1) There! Now pipe down!!!

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2) He is very useful! I shall make him fix ALL my knackered cars and tractors and suchlike...


3) That is SUCH a plan... I do believe that piggybacks are the way to go... piggybacks with WELLIES on!


4) I hope you want to squish that puppy too!
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Phwaaaw! Nice puppy and gorgeous arms holding her! (Hoping they are his, not yours:D).
 
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Phwaaaw! Nice puppy and gorgeous arms holding her! (Hoping they are his, not yours:D).
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Paha! Don't panic, I'm not THAT much of a meathead... they are in fact his, and are very useful because I am a pillock and decided to buy ANOTHER Great Dane, who is very very difficult to get out of the car when asleep... enter big armed mechanic.

:D
 
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