Omg...horrible riding wardrobe malfunction

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skewby

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Still dying of shame. Having a lovely canter up a long hill on the farm where I keep my boy...suddenly feel a breeze where I shouldn't feel one...look down, and my loose strappy top has fallen off my shoulders and is round my waist, and there are my double ds on show to the world, bouncing around in my pink bra...JUST as we come into view of the builders on the farm roof!!!!!!!

It could have been worse...my orignal plan was to ride out over the common!!! :)
 
Lmao, its not just me then that things happen to!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Learnt some time ago, always ride in a t shirt!!! Although of course these days the body protector keeps them in place :D
 
To be fair, although I was cringing so much it hurt, I did also giggle the entire way home!!

I think my horse is probably trying to run away from home right now ha haaa!!!
 
HA!!! Oh dear XD

I did the same cantering along on the cob the other day lmao. I hook my strappy top straps under/round my bra strap on my shoulders now :p

Classy and practical, possibly not.....:p
 
I can actually go worse than that - galloping across the common on friends 11.2hh pony, strappy top slipped down just as we passed a couple of lads flying a model aircraft.... and I wasnt wearing a bra underneath :eek::o:o:o:o:o

I removed myself from the scene of the incident very very quickly :D
 
If it's Cleeve Common I've found the odd wardrobe malfunction (i've experienced a few, they just don't wanna stay in, particularly on a joggy horse!) did make a lot of the golfers look more kindly on my accidental straying onto the golf course!!lol I hope you recover soon from your 'traumatic' experience!
 
ROFL haha
My friend very well endowed was showing off her jumping skills to her new bf once, horse cat leaped over the fence, bra straps snapped and out popped her size F's! Oops


(they are still dating :P) haha
 
HollyB66 said:
..................... and that's why you should always wear your body protector.

LMAO D)
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Went to wear mine for the first time in god knows how many years last week.....the zipper snapped off halfway up and was stuck in it!!! Lmao.

That ended my sensible thinking to wear one again! :p
 
Hahaha! You probably made the builders' day...

Poor horsey though - he is now the laughing stock of all the other horses at the yard, lol!!!
 
Gazehound said:
I can actually go worse than that - galloping across the common on friends 11.2hh pony, strappy top slipped down just as we passed a couple of lads flying a model aircraft.... and I wasnt wearing a bra underneath :eek::o:o:o:o:o

I removed myself from the scene of the incident very very quickly :D
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Lmao - you are a brave girl!!!:eek:
 
Black_Horse said:
ROFL haha
My friend very well endowed was showing off her jumping skills to her new bf once, horse cat leaped over the fence, bra straps snapped and out popped her size F's! Oops


(they are still dating :P) haha
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I bet they are!!!! Can't see him giving up on her after that lmao!!!!!!!!!!
 
I have a pair of jods I refuse to get rid of and they have a massive hole in the middle. Went for a ride with a friend and she kept talking about sponge bob square pants it hadnt clicked that I had spongebob knickers on. It wasnt until we got back to the yard she said all she could see every time we cantered or galloped over the fields was spongebob staring at her from my crotch oh dear, good job she is a good friend and that I had shavd lol.
 
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