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Poo scary. What if no one comes?! I'll be sat like some lonely old spinster on a blind date when the date hasn't turned up!! :(

I'll bring my mother round. She likes Hovis... And she's never even read his diaries, to the best of my knowledge :rolleyes:

eta - I like Hovis too, obviously... Unintentional subtext?
 

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You going to dress like Katie Price when she does her book signings :p:D:D.

What as a fairy or something?!!
NO!
I am not famous - I am a little, fat, frumpy, pants rider with a funny horse.

I'm not sure YHL are keen on the Destroyer being there. I think there should be a petition. HE'S the clever one - i just type for him ;)

I'll be only doing it on the Bransby stand so its not like its big or impressive. But it IS scary!
 

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Thats so exciting!

The destroyer defo needs to be there though, he needs to meet his public!!

Maybe take quirkys suggestion but dress Hovis as a fairy, would love to see look I'm his face when u come towards him with tutu, fairy wings & pink hoof glitter..... :D
 

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Maybe take quirkys suggestion but dress Hovis as a fairy, would love to see look I'm his face when u come towards him with tutu, fairy wings & pink hoof glitter..... :D

I'd never see him again he'd run that fast in the opposite direction!!

We have tried suggesting that he could go in the rare breeds village but apparently they're full. Unless anyone has any contacts who might be able to apply some gentle leverage for us?!
He is a rare breed and VERY special!!
 

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You are a partnership. Torvill doesn't do anything without Dean, Morcombe and Wise (this is seriously dating me :)); so Hovis must be there too!
 

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:eek: Hovis' mum without Hovis himelf?

Unthinkable! ;):D

Like the old song says:

Love and marriage, love and marriage
Go together like a horse and carriage
This, I tell ya, brother
You can't have one without the other

OMG! How sad am I!! :eek::eek:

But you get my drift! ;):D
 

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How absolutely brilliant:) We all knew Hovis had a best seller on his hooves. By the way, loved his firsy diary and am so pleased he has agreed to do another, I do hope he's not becoming too much of a 'star' and making unreasonable demands on his entourage! I really hope you get to YHL, great opportunity to raise funds and let more people in on the H & H best selling author:) Keep us posted x
 

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We really want to take Hovis but the YHL people are saying there's no room. :(
I know people don't want to meet me - they want to meet him! He was such a star at the Lincolnshire show, he'd so love it. He posed all day for two days for photos and cuddles.
Yes I'll be there both days :D
 

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Boo YHL bigwigs, Hovis is only a little chap (hem hem) surely they can squidge his destroyeriness in somewhere :confused:

Do you at least get to take the full size Hovis cardboard cut out? Smear a bit of Lickit round its face and sure we will never notice its not really him....:D
 

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Can I come and say hello and have my book signed like an idiotic infatuated teenager? Pretty please?

I'll also sign the petition for Hovis to be allowed to come. Poor Hovis, left home all alone, he won't be pleased!
 

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By all means bring books you've already bought.
Maybe you could all drop the organisers a line and tell them you want to see Hovis. We have tried to explain but I think they thought we were a bit mad!! :D
 

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Thanks all. Its not a massive deal but its still amazing to a rank amateur at all this. I told Hovis about it last night and he snorted in excitement. Well either that or he'd inhaled pasture mix up his nose......
 
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