on my mind and had to be done: snog marry avoid!!

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Hm... i think the choice there is probably going to be the same for most people though.

CH is clearly snoggable Although i would also want to marry him and then he would have to give me free lessons forever.

WFP is not so snoggable, but seems a nice guy so marry

and William Whittaker is obviously no CK model... :/

I think Olli should be in there at least. Or we should be able to pick our own :p

ETS we may get in trouble if anyone knows the 'avoid' party. As we once did when someone knew Ben Maher and we said we thought he sounded camp. :/
 

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Sorry, snog Oli Townend:
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Avoid William Whitaker (what is he, about 15?!)

Marry William Fox Pitt, seems like a decent bloke. :D
 

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Snog William Whitaker (He's 22 btw. Still a bit young for my taste)

Marry William Fox-Pitt

Avoid Carl Hester cos he's as camp as crimbo.
 

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haha no!! and guys play by the rules here!! you cant make your own up thats way too easy!!

In which case, under duress I would..

Marry Carl Hester ( only so I can spend time with his gorgeous horses, I love Dolendo! ),

Snog William Fox-Pitt ( I don't want to but, I don't have the choice to avoid everyone ),

Avoid William Whittaker (though in all fairness he is my favourite rider out of the Whittaker clan, I have yet to see him lose his cool with his horses)
 

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Snog William Whitaker (He's 22 btw. Still a bit young for my taste)

Marry William Fox-Pitt

Avoid Carl Hester cos he's as camp as crimbo.

hahaha.

Okay, for me:

Snog WFP - well, it'd be a chaste peck actually, as he's a happily married man, and I'm not that sort of a girl. Plentymorefishinthesea and all that.

Marry Carl Hester - well, maybe i'd convert him, maybe not... if not we'd have a open marriage, and my dressage would definitely improve! i might try to encourage him back to the eventing circuit, too. ;) ;) ;)

I'd avoid William Whitaker as he's 22... nearly 1/2 my age, no thanks, isn't there a law against that?
 

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go on then been wanting to do this for ages so here goes snog marry avoid:
Carl Hester
William Fox Pitt
William Whittaker

I'd snog WFP but as I'm only 5'1'' I'd have to stand on a box! (I know it's not in the game - THE GAME! - rules, but can I swap him for Ollie?)

I think I'd have to marry CH as I'm not sure he'd want to snog me but I'm sure we could have an hilarious sexless marriage with lots of fabulous dressage horses to ride instead :D

Wich leaves me with WW to avoid but mostly because he's about 12. I do like his riding style a lot, very calm, so maybe I could watch from a distance.
 

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Lol glad everyone is picking up on the Carl hester own preference thing... brokeback mountain anyone? Lol

Snog- wfp, shut my eyes and think of England.
Marry- ww (he's not that bad! I'm 24 so in my age range and the family have a shed load of money and horses... which doesn't mean ill be taking sj lessons with other family members..but what more could a girl want!)
Avoid - ch... for obvious reasons. Plus he may have quirky bedrock habits that would result in me walking more like a cowboy than I do already.

I'm still a stickler for either Sean Penn or Jeremy Clarkson.. I prefer them old and either violent or a smoker :/
 
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