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CAYLA

CAYLA

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When your dog is on the opposite side of a busy road and for some reason it is frightened to come to u, don't be a spenk and try to shout and encourage it over.......u thick munter.....cross the friggin road and try to get it back safely without the cars wizzing by at 60 mph
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This is what I came across today.............I made OH pull in and I encourage the dog to come to me with a silly voice.........and guess what, it came and it was not even my bloody dog.

Sorry if u use this forum missus......but it was a tad thick of u and that litlte dog nearly got wiped out because of u gormlessness
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Maybe she was one of the even more stupid twits who when their dog doesn't come straight away , batters the poor thing when it does come back
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Good job you were there Cayla, see I am not going to hurl abuse at you like some on here
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Maybe she was one of the even more stupid twits who when their dog doesn't come straight away , batters the poor thing when it does come back
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Don't get me started...my pet hate or one of them
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I watched 2 women trying to get their cavi to come back in the park for about 20 mins but it was just hovering round and then running. Eventually one managed to trap it then, you guessed it, whacked it so hard it yelped............then I called her a stupid cow and got in a big row
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Hail Cayla, dog catcher and all round wonderful person
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Maybe she was one of the even more stupid twits who when their dog doesn't come straight away , batters the poor thing when it does come back
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Good job you were there Cayla, see I am not going to hurl abuse at you like some on here
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Had a very funny conversation with Mr Frabern about that on Sunday MM.
He did a brilliant impression of what he does when his young bitch eventually decides to come back after running off to play with other dogs at the park.

"One....two....three....four...five...GOOD GIRL!" (Through gritted teeth with a big red face and trying to hide his shaking fist)
 
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Had a very funny conversation with Mr Frabern about that on Sunday MM.
He did a brilliant impression of what he does when his young bitch eventually decides to come back after running off to play with other dogs at the park.

"One....two....three....four...five...GOOD GIRL!" (Through gritted teeth with a big red face and trying to hide his shaking fist)

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I do that too!
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'That's a very.... good.... dog.....' **mutter, mutter, bleedin' dog, mutter, mutter, mutter**
 
Either that, or in my best, happy, girly, what-a-good-dog voice:

'You're a little s**t-bag aren't you? Yes you are! It's no wonder you got kicked out first time round is it? No it isn't! WHAT a little s**t-bag you are....' etc etc etc... makes me feel better anyway
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I was very angry.........I first thought she was trying to help the dog and it was not her own, so my intention was to stop and catch it and put it in my car and take it home
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it was a lovely little black lab.
She was standing by her car and the dog was sittting on the opposite side of the road and she kept putting her hand over her mouth when the dog stepped onto the road
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........the traffic never slowed
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anyhow she kept shouting of it, so I pulled in on the same side as the dog...........and bent down on my needs and talked like a spiv, "hiya ickle baby"
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and she came straight to me...........I then handed it to her and she let go of it's collar and said "in" as in car, and it stepped back and luckily she grabbed it
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what a knobber
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She did thank me and said, she got a thorn in her paw in the park and she tried to pull it out and the dog screamed holy hell and ran, she stuck close to her but would not come close enough for her to get her.

So...why then would u cross a busy road and expect the dog to follow without being killed
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Either that, or in my best, happy, girly, what-a-good-dog voice:

'You're a little s**t-bag aren't you? Yes you are! It's no wonder you got kicked out first time round is it? No it isn't! WHAT a little s**t-bag you are....' etc etc etc... makes me feel better anyway
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Yes, nothing hides anger well like cooing 'you ickle bollox, if you do that again, you're going to get my boot up your backside, oh yes you is!'
 
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LOL thank god the dog had more sense than to go to her!

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But not enough sense to avoid CaYla!!
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Cheeky cow............I risked life and limb to get that dog
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NOT...but it sounds good
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Sounds like an all-too-familiar case of dog having far more sense than the owner! Well done Cayla - bet you had to restrain yourself from saying a few choice words didn't you?!!
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