mattilda
Well-Known Member
My name is Whisky and I have decided I am not too keen on this 'ere hot weather. I'm quite pleased it's cooler today.
It takes Mum an age to turn me out in the morning. She slaps this gloopy cream on my delicate pink nose, am not keen on that. Then she shoves this netty thing over my eyes, don't really mind that but hey come on I neeeed to go out.
Oh no still she faffs. After picking out my tootsies she starts spraying me all over with smelly stuff, I mean everywhere...even my little (well big) boy bits!!
Then she tells me off for dragging her to the field, I mean come on I've waited ages!!
So yes I'm pleased it was cooler today. I got out there soooo much quicker.
It takes Mum an age to turn me out in the morning. She slaps this gloopy cream on my delicate pink nose, am not keen on that. Then she shoves this netty thing over my eyes, don't really mind that but hey come on I neeeed to go out.
Oh no still she faffs. After picking out my tootsies she starts spraying me all over with smelly stuff, I mean everywhere...even my little (well big) boy bits!!
Then she tells me off for dragging her to the field, I mean come on I've waited ages!!
So yes I'm pleased it was cooler today. I got out there soooo much quicker.