Organ transplants (for a wheelbarrow)

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My poor Haemmerlin (sp?) wheelbarrow has suffered a wheel loss, and my back-up wheelbarrow is juddering due to lack of bolts holding its body to its skeleton.
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Please can you recommend an organ donation facility for wheelbarrows?
Thank you
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That gets my vote for the weirdest post title of the evening!
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I don't think there is anything remotely amusing about my poor grey wheelbarrow, languishing on life support, looking at a future where he may never be able to roll again.
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There are 2 dead wheelbarrows on our garden - send your minions to pick over the bones for spares!!
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He has already gone 'under the knife' but sadly the donor's organs were incompatible.
Who'd have known that organs came in different circumferences?!
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Our best wheelbarrow broke when we moved a stable's worth of rubber matting in it from one end of the yard to the other, it was sitting upside down wheelless for a good month before it got fixed
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Managed to find a puncture in the wheel tube thingy and fix it, then hey presto good as new... maybe you could operate on the current wheel and see if it mends??
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:( Our best wheelbarrow broke when we moved a stable's worth of rubber matting in it from one end of the yard to the other, it was sitting upside down wheelless for a good month before it got fixed
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Managed to find a puncture in the wheel tube thingy and fix it, then hey presto good as new... maybe you could operate on the current wheel and see if it mends??
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Unfortunately, Mr Grey Wheelbarrow has already suffered a long run of debilitating illnesses, and has been on a Linoseal drip three times until his inner tube healed.
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Sadly, his health has recently deteriorated, and his outer tyre skin has ruptured, and had to be removed.
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As the best wheelbarrow surgeons will attest, such drastic surgery has a negative impact on the patient's mobility and their ability to work.
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Gosh, I can pick up wheel barrow organs of all types down my local ironmongers. Of course, a wheelbarrow is a serious mode of transport here, so organs are readily available.
 
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tbf, unless it was a very nice expensive one I would do as damnation suggests!

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Clearly it was a very nice expensive one, and even more obviously, I am too poor to buy a whole new one.
Gah, I've heard human kidneys are easier to buy.
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ETA: What would Damnation know about wheelbarrows?! Where she's from, they're probably aspirational.
 
were none of the ones on the other link any good, I'm young so er umm metric! 16 inches doesnt mean anything to me!
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I was thinking that size of spindle would be more impt actually!
 
I think that you should possibly consider putting your poor wheelbarrow to sleep now
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I too have a wheelbarrow in new parts.
Sadly the only part of him that did not die in the blast is his wheel!
I was gutted as he survived being run over twice, dropped from a great height into a slurry pit and spending two weeks in a pond!
It was only the concrete that managed to slow him down!
 
May I, as the voice of reason and soberiety, suggest the Green Wheel (and yes, it is indeed green, or at least parts of it are) from B&Q? Seven of your finest Great British Pounds.

I'm really wishing I had bought some shares in them now lol.

Good luck on the resurrection
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I too have a wheelbarrow in new parts.
Sadly the only part of him that did not die in the blast is his wheel!
I was gutted as he survived being run over twice, dropped from a great height into a slurry pit and spending two weeks in a pond!
It was only the concrete that managed to slow him down!

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Sounds like a mafia hit to me.
WLF will fight back!
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PS Can I have your tyre
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