Osberton ODE 24th feb!

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Well it was a funny day today! we had thrills n Spills of all kinds! had to get up at 5.30am, and thats after working the previous nite and then not goin to bed till gone 11pm the night before. so we got up and then mark came and collected us at 6.10am and went up to the yard to get the horses ready.

WE only took Dee in our lorry becasue Dion was on later and so Vicky brought Bounce, Dodge and Dion in her lorry! or as we called it the cattle truck!

we arrived late, and guess whos fault that was! yes it was marks cause he pressed the damm button! <---- LMAO (MArk went to start up his computer instead of gettin his stuff in our lorry). so wen we finally arrived, we literaly got 5 mins warm up and then went in dressage, Dee's test was ok, but it could have been better! she then went double clear and was really good girl!

This is where the real fun began! Vicky pulled up in the *Cattle Truck* Michelle gets Dion and put her on our lorry. we get dodge and Dion tacked up and ready to go to dressage. I stay with Vicky and help her tack up and then we also went across to warm up! AMy complains she was cold and so took the keys and went nd got some gloves and then came bck with two randomers!

Vicky: whos that with amy
Me: i dunno, shes managed to pick up 2 randomers!
Vicky laughs, only amy could manage to do that!

btw. i did find out that she actually new them and then tried to convince mark that they were both amy's boyfreinds!

Dressage was ok, Dion was ok, Dodge went fab and then Bounces test was good, but downgraded by the judge, should have got a better mark then she did.

sooo off we go to walk the course and then Michelle goes on about how mark turned on his computer Pressed the button and how he was late etc, from that point forward everythin was marks faults cause he had pressed the button.

Tacked up for SJ and MArk realises he hadnt brought pieces of his martingle! LMAO its cause he pressed the button! just as Vicky was gettin on mark was goin on about how he pressed the button, Vicky: i dont car mark about the pissin button! was funny! Dion got eliminated SJ but enough said about that, cause bounce n ddoge went fab! best quote from SJ: Loose horse! ( someone had fallen off Sj and a horse was galloping into the SJ warm up) Mark trundles past, it's cause i pressed the button! well me n amy were in hysterics! Bounce did a fab SJ but had the last down!

then came XC Vicky was up[ first but didnt fare to well gettin eliminated, but bounce went fab so she wasnt bothered! MArk went clear XC in his purple and cerise body protector! lol we washed off and then loaded them on! Dodge Dion and Dee in ours and bounce in vickys *cattle truck*. i was just about to get in and then Vicky decided to come bck home our way cause she knows it better and then Michelle said i could travel with her! Yes gettin!

Random crap which happened on way home in Vickys *cattle truck*! (just me n Vicky in there)

Vicky: how does amy always manage to attract randomers! ( says whilst giggling to herself)
Moi: i dunno! it's amy!
Vicky: hmmmm

Moi: if michelle went on about the bloody button once more! grrrr
Vicky: oh god i know! i was like dont drag me into this mark!
Both: start laughing!

Vicky: ooooo go on try my gingerbeer!
Moi: no
Vicky: go on please
Moi , ok! drinks abit! nearly blew ma headoff! it was sooo spicy!
Vicky: your face was hilarious!

then went into a more serious convo, but lets just speak about the funny stuff!

Vicky: it's ok you can go to sleep if u want
Moi:*Thinks to herself* well if u shut up i might be able to! Lol didnt want to really!

Vicky: shouts f****ing idiots! whilst driving
Moi: *coughs* Road rage *coughs*
then Vicky goes on about other times shes had road rage!

Vicky: whos Micheal vaughn?
Moi: *thinks oh god!* *remembers a convo she had with michelle about this a few days before!

Middle of a roundabout!
Vicky: [****] where am i goin
Moi: left Vicky, TURN LEFT NOW

We see the M1 southbound, there had been an accident! this was the way Vicky was goin to get home, but instead she traveled with us!
Vicky: oh [****] did u see that, there had been an accident
Moi: yup gd job u wanted to take me home, *snigger's*

Vicky borrows my phone to ring sue
Vicky: ha sues pised, she's in the pub
Moi *sniggers*
Vicky: Oh oh your phones doin something
Message comes through from AMy who's travellin in the lorry in front with michelle n mark! it reads:
"It's bloody world war 3 in here. lol poor mark. damm pressing that button. lol

Vicky: awww poor mark *whilst in histerics* i bet your gald your in here with me
Moi: ye sooooo glad, lets ring amy

Phone convo:
Amy: Heya
Moi: HaHa, bet your well jealous of me, getting to travel home with vicky. we got chocolate fingers (vicky starts laughing)
Amy: awww gutted
Moi: ha well i'll leave you to mark and michelle, whilst me n Vicky have fun!

Moi: i feel as though i could come home with you now and stay at yours.
Vicky: *laughs* i have a lot more to do before i get to go home
Moi *changes mind rapidly*

Vicky: I might just chuck you out when we get over the tops.
Moi: *thinks wtf* middle of nowhere in the dark
Vicky: actuall no, if im comin this way i might as well come and see if Ziggy is ok
Moi: *thinks thank god*

Vicky: (goes on about some SJ thing) dont you think thats good
Moi: *nods head*
Vicky: *looks over to me*
Moi: Keep your eyes on the roads Vixs!

Vicky: ha i bet marks havin to take some [****] upfront
Moi: yes poor mark all over that damm button!
Both: burst into laughter
finds out later that mark had fallen asleep, so hadn't herd anything they were sayin. howvever wen he did fall asleep Michelle would either turn the radio up or honk the horn! lmao

Vicky: goes on about how sue had an amazig day
Moi: btw where did sue go?
Vicky *slince* (5 secs later) OH she went hunting!

In vickys *cattle truck*
Moi: awww poor bounce, (looking at her ears, that they were bent becasue the box wasn't tall enough)
Vicky: oh i know , continues to tell the following story.............
"once when sue was going somewhere in the lorry she managed to get like 16 ponies in and all you could see when she passed you were 16 pairs of ears stuck out the top!"
Moi: ha trust sue, thats hilarious *thinks, whats this got to do with bounces ears*

After settling into a more serious convo which was quite worring Vicky ended up comin out with:
Ian knows his place!
Moi: well im glad to hear that!

Vicky: I wake up in the mornings and i love my job, i no sooo many people which have good jobs but hate them. take ian for example he hates his *continues to rant on*
Moi: *laughs to herself* and looks interessted in what she's sayin! hahaha was sooo funny!

Dscusion on macclesfield!
Vicky: you can get heroin easier than weed there!
Moi: seriously?
Vicky: ye, not that i know or anything
Moi: *looks in a concerned way*
Vicky: one of my friends told me, honestly
Vicky: don't turn red, Don't turn red!
Moi: thought she was talkin about herself, then notices the traffice lights ahead! LAMO!


Arrives back on yard, sorts out horses and then goes round to top yard where mark is still complanning about the bloody button! lmao, What a day for the spot on eventers!


Pics to be put up in photo gallery once uploaded to photobucket which hopefuly will be later
 
That made no sense to me still but bl00dy funny!!!

I thought we were mad!!!
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