Other names for being a groom/horse look afterer!

[Fools Motto]

Having a light hearted conversation with others on the yard, about what we should call ourselves other than 'groom'.

Can you come up with anything that makes it sound perhaps more glamorous than it is!?!? Lets face it, we all pick up poo!

 

[Sparkles]

S*** shoveller...... Carrot giveroutta.....


Best I've got lol

 

[suffolkmare]

Livery Attendant; Pooper Scooperer; Equine Excrement Executive; these obviously focus on the nitty-gritty (well s****y), so to be more glamourous how about Equine Life-enhancement Technician?

 

[Splashy pony]

Oh so you're an Equerry!

 

[NativePonyLover]

I had an 18 month stint on working on a yard after graduating uni (I timed graduating nicely with the recession ) before starting my office based career. I put it down on my CV as an Equine Technician & so far it has got a better response than groom would ...! It seems to be more relatable to non-horsey folk.

 

[Equi]

Equine Life-enhancement Technician?

lmao! I think i may adapt that one!

 

[Tern]

Will being called a Pony Patter not doooo?

 

[maresmaid]

I bring them breakfast in bed, brush their hair, clean up after them, and spend most of my waking moments considering their needs above my own - I think my forum name says it all!

 

[Janovich]

Mmmm... well the first one that springs to mind is "Equine Nanny!"

 

[Happy Hunter]

Equine lifestyle coach

That or slave...

 

[Tnavas]

Equine Welfare Attendant

 

[pansymouse]

I'm a mare's maid and treated very much as staff.

 

[gmw]

MUG Mares Unlimited Generaldogsbody.!

 

[ebonyallen]

Butler or Slave, depending on what mood she is in !