People watching schooling sessions

[Mavis Cluttergusset]

I hate it!

If you are going to do it at least be discreet and hide where I can't see you! Lurking just within my sight is very, very offputting - especially when you make comments to someone nearby, which I cant hear. I am paranoid about my riding at the best of times and having a lurker does not help at all. Particularly when your own horse goes like a giraffe/sloth hybrid but in your eyes performs along similar lines to Totilas. I am fully aware of my inadequacies and I know I project them onto my horse but we are getting there - albeit very slowly!!!

That is all

 

[Spudlet]

Try having 'advice' shouted at you by a pair of crackheads, an drunken woman demanding very loudly to know what you are doing, and a pair of tourists taking pictures of you sometime... This is especially helpful when you are jumping for the first time in three years!

 

[Mavis Cluttergusset]

actually that sounds worse, Ill stick to scary lurker

 

[Spudlet]

It was memorable!

Other highlights included a police car screeching across the park outside the school and several policemen leaping out and having a screaming match with two girls - wasn't riding that time, I was leading in a lead-rein lesson

Or a man having a wee up the wall just outside the school (children, we're all going to stay at this end of the school for a while...)

And last but not least, the time the air ambulance landed in the park - I wasn't there for that one, but as you cam imagine I heard all about it...

I really miss living in London... not!