People with no riding experience shouldn't ride

[JenJ]

Oh, hang on...

 

[Ranyhyn]

I better take up knitting!

 

[MrsMozart]

I better take up knitting!

My Mother once asked me why I 'had' to go rock climbing, why couldn't I stay at home and knit or something??

Ever after that, whenever anyone asks me why I do such dangerous sports, I tell them it's because I can't knit

 

[Spudlet]

I got RSI knitting one Christmas, it's a highly dangerous pastime!

Everyone knows real riders are not born, but spring fully formed from the ground brandishing a length of blue pipe and wearing a Patey, and therefore never ever have an awkward moment on horseback or need to ask any silly questions.

 

[wellsat]

I can knit and sew so don't have any excuse really...

 

[MrsMozart]

ROFLMAO

So, Instructors really are a waste of money and we should all sell up (though to whom we are going to sell I am not sure...), and buy rocking horses?

I'm game

 

[Bessieboo]

Goodness me if only teenagers adopted this approach to sex then we wouldn't have to worry so much about underage pregnancies!

 

[Shysmum]

 

[billy2]

...then how will they get experience?

 

[wilsha]

im confused what is all this about knitting?

 

[horsecrazy25]

My Mother once asked me why I 'had' to go rock climbing, why couldn't I stay at home and knit or something??

Ever after that, whenever anyone asks me why I do such dangerous sports, I tell them it's because I can't knit

lol, that made me laugh. Now i know what to say if people ask me hehe x

 

[Topstripe]

Goodness me if only teenagers adopted this approach to sex then we wouldn't have to worry so much about underage pregnancies!

Ha Ha Ha Ha Fan blooming tastic - that had me chuckling Bessieboo!!!

 

[JenJ]

...then how will they get experience?

that was my point.

There was a flush of silly threads, and I wanted in on the action...

 

[dibbin]

I agree. Neither should people who are young, old, fat, thin, short tall, ugly, hairy, bald or gorgeous.

Only the chosen (and apparently very average) few will be allowed to park their perfect behinds on a horse.

 

[Mickle]

I am a total lefty and nobody - not a single person - has ever been able to teach me to knit or sew (but I did teach myself to X stitch!). Problem is going by Dibbin's criteria I would not be allowed within 100 yards of a horse or pony!

 

[Spudlet]

I agree. Neither should people who are young, old, fat, thin, short tall, ugly, hairy, bald or gorgeous.

Only the chosen (and apparently very average) few will be allowed to park their perfect behinds on a horse.

No, no, NO Dibbin - no perfect behinds allowed! There is a cellulite quota which must be met but not exceeded. Honestly, must I tell you lot everything?

 

[Ladyinred]

 

[Doris68]

Hey ho - I guess it's underwater basket weaving for me then!

 

[dreamcometrue]

Riding with double reins is a bit like knitting...

 

[dibbin]

No, no, NO Dibbin - no perfect behinds allowed! There is a cellulite quota which must be met but not exceeded. Honestly, must I tell you lot everything?

Oops, my mistake. I meant "perfectly average behinds with exactly the right amounts of flab, muscle and cellulite."

Also nobody with big boobs is allowed. Neither is anybody with small boobs.

AVERAGENESS MUST REIGN.