Pervy, Horny Gelding!

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My friends 5yo gelding is so horny! He was gelded young so its not like there should be some testosterone left in there! But a few weeks ago he grew close to a pony mare he shares a field with, and has actually been pictured mounting her with a stiff winky!! I would put the pic on here but not sure if its classed as horsey porn ;). The little 12.3 pony had this huge 17.2 on top! he had his legs rapped around her chest and everything, although I think she was enjoying it :p. Dont worry, shes okay :P.

Then yesterday after totally failing to clean my lads willy (He hates it done, tries to kick me:P); I cleaned this horses sheath for my friend because shes squemish. He was totally enjoying it!! :O:O:O!!! I had my hand right up getting the grot out and he was totally chilled! He had this 'perv face' expression on his face and began grooming the wall/my friend because he loved it that much!...The perv!!

Does anyone else have pervvy horse??
 
I would be seriously concerned if a 17.2hh horse was mounting my 13.2 pony. Sorry and all that to put a downer on your thread.
 
Well this one isnt protective like the gelding in your post fattyboomboom, hes in a mixed group along with my gelding and is totally fine. There is only 2 mares in the field, the pony and a tb who is my lads 'girlfriend' Exept mine doesnt seem to be intrested in his equipment :P. ISHmad the pony is fine, been checked. his man piece didnt enter her lady area if thats what you meant, Hes to inexperienced :O
 
Naughty boys!
I swear there is something in the water this year as a few of the 'quiet' geldings have been mounting mares around here. The boys look funny standing around with their stiff winkies on show as if its a competition! They are normally turned out together just fine. Saying that though, the mares enjoy it and probably ask for it anyway! ;)
 
Ruthnmeg said:
Naughty boys!
I swear there is something in the water this year as a few of the 'quiet' geldings have been mounting mares around here. The boys look funny standing around with their stiff winkies on show as if its a competition! They are normally turned out together just fine. Saying that though, the mares enjoy it and probably ask for it anyway! ;)
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Haha there must be, because all the mares seem to be thrusting there bottoms into the geldings faces and follow them around like lost lambs. Even though mine doesnt have any intrest in mounting mares he is never away from the tb and hes always got his piece out...loud and proud!! (Even though its pretty small for his size!). Silly question but why do they hit there winky off there belly? I always thought it was for pleasure, But I was told that horses dont recieve pleasure from s e x like humans do :S
 
niagaraduval said:
Must admit my boy is being very well behaved! or his only mare isn't pretty enough for him ;)
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Ha that reminded me of the time when the YO was trying to serve a mare with his stallion. I consider all horses gorgeous, but alot of people would say this mare was ugly because it was this huge fat cob with a massive head with a roman nose and a really long moustache, but no matter how much it squirted and 'spread its legs;)' for the experienced stallion, it would just not mount her! He must of thought 'no way am I mounting this minger' poor mare!
 
Glad to know my ginger boy is normal then! it gets quite embarrassing when you have to rub in the sheath cleaner before washing it off!
He also gets 'happy' when you are near him with food, he always shows his appreciation.
My husband has always said that I was 'His mare'....
Perish the thought
 
niagaraduval said:
What a minging reply hannabanana! :D
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I am a minger :P So must of my relpys are minging :D

Chamfrom said:
Glad to know my ginger boy is normal then! it gets quite embarrassing when you have to rub in the sheath cleaner before washing it off!
He also gets 'happy' when you are near him with food, he always shows his appreciation.
My husband has always said that I was 'His mare'....
Perish the thought
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Oh mine gets excited when his dinner is made, he puts on this deep whinny sound (Sounds a bit like tom jones if he was a horse) and his dongle will be out as well. :D.
 
Chamfrom said:
Glad to know my ginger boy is normal then! it gets quite embarrassing when you have to rub in the sheath cleaner before washing it off!
He also gets 'happy' when you are near him with food, he always shows his appreciation.
My husband has always said that I was 'His mare'....
Perish the thought
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Must be something about gingers, mine always gets his tackle out when he gets his hay. He is turned out with my yongster Lou Lou and once tried to mount her when I was leading them to the field, I dread to think what he gets upto with her when I'm not around, he has had a lecture on the fact that he is 20 and that she is jail bait but to no avail :rolleyes: He has been found in a different field before now with the mares and if you hack him out with a mare its out a full mast which quite frankly is b***dy embarassing. He is affectionately known as the 'Hugh Heffner' of the yard. Oh yes forgot to say he is VERY VERY well endowed down there to so you can't miss it, if he was a donkey he'd be hung like one if you get my drift :D
 
Mine was caught mounting a mare...by a wedding party whom were celebrating in the pub next to the field...**cringe**!!

Mine's 15 years young and is with a herd of 23. He's always the ''romeo'' of the field but he's never mounted a mare to my knowledge before. No idea when he was done as the previous owner applied for a new passport and she was never forwarded one from the owner before her.. :(

I've also cleaned his sheath lately and was grossed out at first but he stood there chilled - no pervy eyes mind! Glad I'm not the only one that does it though lol!
 
My mum's ex event horse gets his out when you are putting his rugs on. You reach under to grab the straps and you get a pleasant (or shall I say unpleasant) suprise!! The straps seem to have grown in width!! :D Hahahaa
 
Show Girl said:
Must be something about gingers, mine always gets his tackle out when he gets his hay. He is turned out with my yongster Lou Lou and once tried to mount her when I was leading them to the field, I dread to think what he gets upto with her when I'm not around, he has had a lecture on the fact that he is 20 and that she is jail bait but to no avail :rolleyes: He has been found in a different field before now with the mares and if you hack him out with a mare its out a full mast which quite frankly is b***dy embarassing. He is affectionately known as the 'Hugh Heffner' of the yard. Oh yes forgot to say he is VERY VERY well endowed down there to so you can't miss it, if he was a donkey he'd be hung like one if you get my drift :D
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It must be gingers because my friends horse is ginger!! And my old ginger pony used to attempt to mount mares too! I know how you feel, I hacked out a highland stallion out a few times with my friends, but they would always swerve infront of me and forget im riding a stallion! Meaning very excited stallion! The same stallion also got gelded, but since he was done late he was stallionish, after a few months we thought he would be okay because he was calm, and turned him out with my gelding, big mistake! he tried to bumrape my lad! couldnt reach because he was 17hh and too tall for him :P, I have never seen my lad run away so fast! This then lead to swift removal of my horse.

LaurenM said:
Mine was caught mounting a mare...by a wedding party whom were celebrating in the pub next to the field...**cringe**!!

Mine's 15 years young and is with a herd of 23. He's always the ''romeo'' of the field but he's never mounted a mare to my knowledge before. No idea when he was done as the previous owner applied for a new passport and she was never forwarded one from the owner before her.. :(

I've also cleaned his sheath lately and was grossed out at first but he stood there chilled - no pervy eyes mind! Glad I'm not the only one that does it though lol!
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Oh god I would be mortified, were there a load of drunk people cheering? I hate it when mine gets his dangly bits out in public when there is alot of non horsey people out...so embarassing
 
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