Pedantic
Well-Known Member
Takes me an hour or more stood in a freezing cold field to feed his lordship, two fields away we have approx 25 illegally parked caravans and associated vehicles making a right mess on the bridleway, well today the retards have a soddin bonfire on the bridleway, burning god knows with thick black foul smelling smoke drifting across the fields and me having to breath it in, so I phone the police to complain, what a waste of time, tries to palm me off with "I think officers are aware", so I ask yes they may be but what are you going to do about the fire and possible toxic smoke, oh that will be down to the fire brigade, so I ask to whom am I speaking and for his number, HE PUT THE PHONE DOWN ON ME, WHAAAATTTTT, BLOODY POLICE ARE CRAP, ONLY GOOD FOR SPEEDING FINES AND TAX DISCS