Poem

[Ereiam_jh]

I loved this poem about me posted on an anti site recently.

I feel it is in the idiom of the late romantics.

OOh arrrgh oo arrgh oo arrgh

Oi loarve killing

Ooh argh.

Oim a bit stoopid.

Wart's wun and wun?

Does it equal three?

Oo arrgh! Ooo arrgh!

Toime to play with me horses billy.

Ooh arrgh.

Oi be farmer, and total idiot

Oooh arrgh!

OI wan the village idiot of the year competition

Ooh argh.

did world two come before world war wun?

Ooh argh

Oim thick as shoite!

Ooooooh arrggh ! arrgh arrgh arrgh !

 

[peakpark]

That is hilarious!

Shelley himself couldn't have bettered that.

 

[Maesfen]

And you wonder why I complain about sending morons like that through college?!

It could win the literary version of the Turner Prize though!

 

[severnmiles]

And you wonder why I complain about sending morons like that through college?!

It could win the literary version of the Turner Prize though!

I doubt they made college MFH_09 :smirk:

 

[peakpark]

Have you seen any more verses by this poet posted on the anti site? I would love to see some further examples of this author's oeuvre.
Also, I wonder if it was written by whoever posted it. I rather doubt it - I feel a hardened anti would be more vindictive.

 

[Fairynuff]

Youve been immortalised!!! You lucky boy, Mairi. :grin:

 

[endymion]

I'm sitting cross legged, clicking my fingers in appreciation.

You should write one back, it's only right! Not too abusive mind, this ones fairly lighthearted.

You could build a bridge between the two sides through the romance of poetry.

 

[wurzel]

Its a Wurzels song isn't it?

I do a mean "Drink up thy Cider" myself.

Just for the Laydeez you understand!

 

[Ereiam_jh]

Those luvvies at NELS have penned a few more verses for me.

I'm choking with emotion. It's all just too much.

Oi were quite clevur once, but t'en Oi 'ad a shock t' me braaaain.

Un Oi be knowing now the aaanswer to that 'ard question like.. was world war two commin befar world war wun

Oi be know the answer now!

Number twoooo!

Oooh arrrrgh!

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There be only wun world war y' seeee, nummber twooo!

Anyways, I be going doon t' disco tonite

I be saving up alll me money, I got a shiny new twelve-ty ten pence piece and Oi gonna spend it aaalll. Oooh argh.

Oi larve them Bee Gees. They be top of the charts at t' moment, greaat baand. OOh arrgh.

Oi be singing:

Wul yoo can tull by t' waay Oi use ma waalk Oim a wumman's maan, ne toime ta taalk.

Arrgh! arrgh! arrgh arrgh!

Staoying alive Staoying alive!

An' Oi am liking dat John Travolta fella. He be a good terrierman before 'e go inta acting. Oooh argh.

I be doing Satarday noite fever wi' me wellies. Everyone will be claaaping.

Oooh argh!

I grow a beearrd loike dat Maurice Gibb guy, he be 'unter y' knaa.

Oooh arrgh!

 

[peakpark]

Yes, that one's funny too.
Maybe Jade Goody had a hand in writing it.
Endy's right - us pros should pen a few verses, but I couldn't match the two you've posted!

 

[wurzel]

Great accent.

Sounds half Withypool and half Wallsend !!