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Was sitting with a friend and my sister watching one of the lessons at the yard and this wee girl fell off and the next minute she goes "owwww my spinal cord!!" We just burst out in laughter :o She was fine and got back on but spinal cord!!! i would never think of coming out with that!!
So whats the funniest/weirdest think youve ever said when falling off? Or Any funny stories??

Think the only weird thing iv said was when i was cantering at a 70 jump and my boy stopped as he was to busy looking at the show in the field next door and i came out with "Are ya jokin ma" so im not funny :p ... But there was this one time my wee sister was troting round the arena i looked away and the next minute heard a screech!! Turned round and wee sister was standing beside Speedy!! He had litterally stepped to the side and she some how came off lol we were both in fits of laughter :D
 
My friend fell of and was sitting there holding her ancle going "ow ow my bum my bum!" then i asked her what hurt and she said my bum and pointed to her ancle :confused:

She bumped her head, and her bum wasnt hurt at all :p
 
i fell off once landed hit my head on the metal fence burst out laughing and shouted 'I'M OK nobody panic :)' i got back on did the jump a few more times and stopped and went owww that fall actually hurt can i stop now and all my mum and friend could do was burst out laughing... its nice to know they care hahah although i must admit i do always try and laugh after a fall... it makes it seem less painful :D
 
Not really horse related, but on one episode of Katie Price: The Next Chapter.
She had botox and said she hurt her elbow and pointed to her face. Then realising the botox was in her chin, me and my friends cracked up :)
 
I think the funniest falling off I had was when the horse I was riding decided to go half way as I was on (it was a gymkhana race :P) and he started cantering. 3/4's of the way, I went sailing through the air and I landed with a thud of laughter.
Normally I do not do this, (I'll admit it) I cry instead, so that made a change xD The only thing I came out after was the white shirt I had on, covered in muck and scrapes on my arms...oh dear!
 
These are all hilarious :p I like this thread :D ... I just tend to fall silently so that no one hears me haha unless theres people there then im like "im good, just kinda hurts after the second fall within 10 minutes" lol
 
LOL. That is actually hilarious.

Hmm. I fell of yesterday and as I was flying through the air all you heard was 'you *******!!!' and subsequently had to walk half a mile to go and retrieve my very sheepish looking horse.
 
My friend said next time she falls off shes going to shout "owww my tendon bone!!!" lmao

Ps Whos the stalker now Binky :p mwahahahaha :D
 
People on the yard like to remind me of my first fall when jumping.

I was on Bonnie, got a bit wobbly and fell off. Somehow, I manged to push myself away from B and leapt up into the air with great abandon screaming "IM OK IM OK!!! Ow... My bum hurts!"
 
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