HI ALL I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH MY HORSE....IT HAS BEEN LYING DOWN FOR FOUR DAYS NOW AND HAS GONE STIFF AND SMELLS, I HAVE PUT HIS FOOD IN BUT HE HASN'T EATEN IT, I AM UPSET WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM??????
What you need is one of my REVITALIZING LIFE GIVING EQUINE POMANDERS (bargain at £50 + p&p) hang it in the stable - be sure to hit it with the wand stick (£30 + p&P but will combine postage if bought together) morning and night and your ned will soon feel much much better!
I bet you gave him some water didn't you? You do know you are not supposed to water them, the water goes stale and that's where the smell is coming from I reckon
No, no, NO! He's got gallopitis, a frequently terminal condition brought on by listening to too many fairy tales! The only cure for it is plenty of roadwork.