Puppy Pie

[Boxers]

Puppy Pie.


1 cup patience....

1 cup understanding....

1 pinch correction....

1 cup hard work....

2 cups praise and 1 1/2 cups fun...


Blend well.


Heat with warmth of your heart until raised or until

puppy has doubled in size.


Mix with owner until consistency is such that owner

and puppy are one.

 

[truffles]

Its cute, but along the way add in plenty of slobber, a bucketful of howling and a fist of wet noses

 

[elsielouise]

and if you've got a dog toilet like ours add a shedload of **** too!

<sorry, been garden poop scooping this afternoon>

 

[JustKickOn]

and don't forget the wet patches ont he floor!