Puzzle has done 3 things to **** me off today - anyone help with any of them?

Spudlet said:
YES! Or we can report her to the Norty Horse Owners Chastisement Society
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Then Puzzle will be TAKEN OFF HER because she's HORRIBLY MISTREATED and if FH is allowed to keep her then she will become an EVIL KILLER HORSE who eats babies, smokes, drinks Buckfast and swears at the nice old gelding in the next paddock.
 
I think you should shoot it and send it to Potters......or send it ot Potters and they will shoot it for you....it wont kick the door then :D
 
Bin the treat ball at £17 a pop. Pick up a cabbage or swede from the oddments shelf of your supermarket. Lob one in occasionally. Door kicker - loads of ways already suggested, best would be suspending an old bit of carpet from a wooden batten on the inside of the stable door. Don't fasten it directly to the door as a determined kicker can still make a fair racket. If you suspend it a couple of inches away (hence the batten) then a huge amount of the force is absorbed in the piece of carpet just swinging in the air. Another option is to buy one of those webbing stall guards. My YO got me one for new ned for Xmas. New ned still waves a foot around at eg feed time, but in a slightly confused way because she can't work out where the attention grabbing din has gone! Sorry, can't remember the 3rd no-no and it won't scroll up for me to re-read x
 
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