Radio One: Replacing dressage at Olympics with....

[lifeslemons]

CAGE-FIGHTING!

The chairman of the Cagefighting committe (you can imagine what he sounded like!) talked about how the sport wants inclusion into the Olympics. His dialogue went this:

"Cage-fighting is real sport which should replace ponsey activities like sychronised-swimming and dressage - ridding in small circles. These aren't sports in comparison."

hahaha... I wasn't in the car long enough it hear if anyone text in in response!

 

[madhector]

I have to say I laughed out loud when I heard that LOL

 

[Dottie]

It was so funny! I love the way they were talking about making it a Olympic sport and in the next sentance they were talking about banning it!! Brilliant!

 

[Puppy]

I had it on in the background and heard they were talking about making it an Olympic sport, I didn't hear the dressage reference. LMAO!!

(I only registered the story because I have a friend who is a champion cage fighter...!

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[WishfulThinker]

HAHA, nice one!! Ponsey sport!! He should have come and seen me and Beau tonight - it looked more like cage fighting than dressage

 

[jesterfaerie]

It is times like this I wish I had a radio in my flat!!!

 

[GlamourDol]

Haha well i invite him to come and try and make my "Poncey Dressage Horse" do small circles, or anything for that matter that doesnt involve her taking the piss out of people that cant ride her!

 

[NewHeights_SJ]

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HAHA, nice one!! Ponsey sport!! He should have come and seen me and Beau tonight - it looked more like cage fighting than dressage

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*Choking on my tea* thats so funny!!!

 

[Pedantic]

Whats cage fighting

is it two budgie cages put in a ring and made to fight ?

sounds well boreing, whats the worst that can happen, broken mirror or dented tinky bell !!!! millet sprig soaked in steroids, wow riveting

 

[PaddyMonty]

Rather watch cage fighting than dressage any day

****runs away really fast*****

 

[pixie]

It'd be awesome if they brought back chariot racing.

 

[kizzywiz]

Now you're talking, or what about cage dressage? In the past when Kizzy has left the arena at speed, & once entered the person's arena next to me, I could do with a cage around me!!

 

[skewbaldpony]

They've obviously never been in the bar with the trainers, never mind the grooms .......