Rarrrrrrarghhhhhhhhhhraaarrrrrrrr

[Spudlet]

I hate that dog Useless hairy stinking mutt Ruddy waste of good food and oxygen

He is locked in my car to Think About What He Has Done If he pukes in there, I will throw him out of it on the way past the dogs home this evening

Not. Happy!

 

[mollichop]

Ooops, someone's in the doghouse!

Erm what offence has he commited now? vomit based?

 

[Spudlet]

Ran under a fence into a field and gorged himself on horsepoo - which he also did yesterday and made himself sick all over the office It was an electric fenced paddock (permanent fencing with three strands, not just tape) so I couldn't get in to fetch him out, and he just ignored the bad, bad dog! He has a smacked bottom and he is in disgrace

 

[reindeerlover]

Do you want to borrow my big stick?

 

[Spudlet]

Only if I can impale him with it

He has now been allowed out of the car as it is getting sunny here, but he is on a short lead under my desk (very unusual, he is normally a free-range dog) and the floor is covered in newspaper, just in case