Reasons why my human is stupid by Henry

[Spudlet]

I hate my human

She has been mean to me all day.

First of all, she made me wear a stupid T-shirt at work, something to do with having a picture taken. I mean really, how very undignified. I was very embarrassed. We had a special visitor who had won a competition, and a magazine person took a photo of ME which just happened to have the special visitor in it as well. But I was wearing a stupid T-shirt so everyone is going to laugh when they see them

Then she let her boss's dog come into our office and he bit me on the nose. I screamed VERY LOUDLY but she was not impressed, because
a. She said it was my own fault for ignoring her and mithering Mr B instead of being good and staying on my bed like I am supposed to.
b. There was barely a scratch on me, and I made so much noise people from all over the building thought I was beng killed to death instead of just being nipped on the nose.

THEN she took me to vets to see Uncle Gareth, who is my friend, and he stuck a light thing in my ears which tickled a lot

THEN she has put tickly squirty stuff in my ears which is horrible and finally - she has put the smelly anti-flea stuff on my neck

Somebody call International Dog Rescue please, she says she can't afford to put credit on my phone anymore

 

[Slinkyunicorn]

Have pushed the speed dial for you mate.

I'd change your human for a different model....

love

Sweep

 

[Goya]

we are on your side Henry. No self respecting canine should have to wear a T--shirt!!!!
(Smirks)

Can we see the piccy please?
Beau,Jess and Skye

 

[Spudlet]

You see what I have to put up with?????

It shouldn't be allowed, I tell ya!

 

[Ravenwood]

LOL - OMG, he looks severely P'd off!

 

[Spudlet]

I'm hoping that the excitement of having had new people in the office will have overcome the annoyance in the real magazine photos or people will think we are animal abusers!

 

[GinaB]

Hahahahahahaha, look at that grumpy little face!

 

[Slinkyunicorn]

Hell has no fury like a spaniel being laughed at......

 

[Spudlet]

If you don't hear from us again... you will know that Henry has murdered me in my bed....

Think I'll be safe though as the food cupboard is paw-proof!

 

[Goya]

Did you survive the night? did Henry get his revenge?
we are all waiting with baited breath..............

 

[Spudlet]

I am still here

Paw-proof food cupboards are clearly the way to ensure survival! Although I have to say that two lots of eardrops twice a day might push us both over the edge... it's fair to say Henry is not keen...

 

[CorvusCorax]

Hi Henry, my human is completely simple.
She has been making me wear a bucket on my head for the last week and she let the vet put four bits of string in my willy.
WHO DOES THAT???????
Last week I was allowed to do agility, heelwork and run around off the lead.
Now I get a piddly lead walk every hour and I can't even LOOK at the cats or I get told off.
We had visitors yesterday (someone called Col, she was nice) and I showed her how clever I was by jumping over the dog guard to say hello, you'd have think I killed someone!
I am currently getting revenge by waking everyone up at 5am to 'go for a pee' hehehehehehehehe.

 

[Spudlet]

Hello B

Crikey your human sounds as thick as mine, I do like your 5am plan... but I think if I did that to my human she would lock me in the back yard and go back to bed

so better cross my paws!

When I had staples in my tummy my human was really weird about me jumping and running too, even though I tried to do it as much as possible to show her that I was fine

 

[Cedars]

Han that photo is AMAZING!