"Red coat-ites" does it exist?

[lincelle]

Our Huntsman insists that red coatites exists is this true? or is he blowing his horn again????

 

[Jemayni]

Whats "coatites"

 

[severnmiles]

Do you mean red coat -itis?

 

[lincelle]

yes He reckons that red coats draws attention from the ladies

 

[Clodagh]

Oooh yes, the most unattractive men pulleverything in a red coat. Then they take it off and everyone realises they have got got short legs and a fat tum!
(OK, I generalise!). And I married the terrierman, so cannot stand accused!

 

[severnmiles]

Oooh yes, the most unattractive men pulleverything in a red coat. Then they take it off and everyone realises they have got got short legs and a fat tum!
(OK, I generalise!). And I married the terrierman, so cannot stand accused!

He's right! Even the grimmest men you would never even consider suddenly become strangely attractive when donning a red coat...

I'm yet to meet a HM who is a one woman man!

 

[severnmiles]

Oooh yes, the most unattractive men pulleverything in a red coat. Then they take it off and everyone realises they have got got short legs and a fat tum!
(OK, I generalise!). And I married the terrierman, so cannot stand accused!

But terriermen are another of the eligible bunch of the hunting fraternity!

Nothing quite like seeing a tall dark handsome fella appear through the bramble covered in mud and sweat, spade in one hand, terrier in the other - really gets the ladies going!

talking pre-ban now :-(

 

[Clodagh]

We're OK around here, can't let the nasty fox eat any of those expensive pheasants. Now you Welshies only have boring, politically unimportant sheep farmers to upset...

 

[severnmiles]

We're OK around here, can't let the nasty fox eat any of those expensive pheasants. Now you Welshies only have boring, politically unimportant sheep farmers to upset...

Aha but Plaid Cymru are trying to get an amendment to the law...fancy leaving us Welshies out... :-(

 

[soggy]

Nothing quite like seeing a tall dark handsome fella appear through the bramble covered in mud and sweat, spade in one hand, terrier in the other - really gets the ladies going!

All of that and the fact that he usually had whispered some suitably earthy remark into their ear at the last hunt shindig. :shocked:

 

[severnmiles]

Nothing quite like seeing a tall dark handsome fella appear through the bramble covered in mud and sweat, spade in one hand, terrier in the other - really gets the ladies going!

All of that and the fact that he usually had whispered some suitably earthy remark into their ear at the last hunt shindig. :shocked:

:shocked: so true :smirk: in fact hunt ball 04-05 season I fell for the sweet nothings... I always find them more attractive, rough and ready!

 

[soggy]

And they don't come much rougher or readier than Welsh terriermen.

May be West Coast Scottish Estate Deer Stalkers but its a close run thing.

 

[buckybee]

Thats a shame - cos green coat-itis certainly doesn't exist! Maybe you should send some of your red totty our way!

 

[severnmiles]

Thats a shame - cos green coat-itis certainly doesn't exist! Maybe you should send some of your red totty our way!

Oh dear...says alot of the Rockwood whips

 

[CARREG]

"....And they don't come much rougher or readier than Welsh terriermen..."

Oi....I resemble that remark...lol...lol..............Carreg

 

[CARREG]

Theres enough pheasants in Mid Wales to keep me in terrierwork for a few decades yet..............Carreg

 

[severnmiles]

Theres enough pheasants in Mid Wales to keep me in terrierwork for a few decades yet..............Carreg

We have pheasants our way too...we're moving with the times you see :smirk:

 

[soggy]

"....And they don't come much rougher or readier than Welsh terriermen..."

Oi....I resemble that remark...lol...lol..............Carreg

I know!

It was you who I was thinking of when I made the post.

How have you been keeping?

 

[peakpark]

Yes, that's why horse box designers put in a luton

 

[Clodagh]

They can't afford horseboxes wirth living in Wales, they have to use the trailer or the back of the landrover.

 

[Clodagh]

Hope I haven't offended you all!!
Should have put a
I tow a trialer with a landy, no horsebox for me... :shocked:

 

[peakpark]

I'm sure you haven't offended anyone!
I can think of numerous hunting folk who aren't averse to, er, picking up 'outside rides'. There was (is) in Ireland a horse dealer and keen rider to hounds who used to use the casting couch, or should I say Luton, technique to flog horses to customers.
What about sabs? Does romance bloom for them on the hunting field? I'm sure the steamy atmosphere and close proximity in the van and the mystery of what lies behind the balaclava must lead to a quickening of the pulse.

 

[severnmiles]

They can't afford horseboxes wirth living in Wales, they have to use the trailer or the back of the landrover.

Not offended me! You're so right but I usually turn them down.... ! I've had the offer of going behind a gorse bush too...honestly Welsh men are far from romantic...or is that hunting men in general.

Re. horseboxes a fella from our hunt had a bloomin great 6 horse box with lovely living, he sold it after a season, horseboxes weren't built for tight welsh lanes!

 

[severnmiles]

What about sabs? Does romance bloom for them on the hunting field? I'm sure the steamy atmosphere and close proximity in the van and the mystery of what lies behind the balaclava must lead to a quickening of the pulse.

I'm sure Endy could enlighten us on that one :grin:

 

[soggy]

I'm sure Endy could enlighten us on that one :grin:

Gay love is the order of the day with the antis. :smirk:

 

[Clodagh]

[quote I've had the offer of going behind a gorse bush too...honestly Welsh men are far from romantic...or is that hunting men in general.
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May have been a bit prickly...

 

[severnmiles]

Gay love is the order of the day with the antis. :smirk:

Now we know the reason for the balaclavas! :smirk:

 

[soggy]

Now we know the reason for the balaclavas! :smirk:

And that's just the women. :grin:

 

[Eagle_day]

... and just think of the foetid atmosphere in the back of those blacked-out minibuses: all those beans and lentils.

Perhaps, when they're bored, they video each other's rude bits?

 

[severnmiles]

... and just think of the foetid atmosphere in the back of those blacked-out minibuses: all those beans and lentils.

Perhaps, when they're bored, they video each other's rude bits?

Haha...now we know what they carry them for too! Go sab a hunt and film blue movies at the same time....great idea!