Greylegs
Well-Known Member
The new show season is now upon us at the Somewhereshire Riding Club, and amongst my many other organisational responsibilities, I have been asked to "manage" the event rosettes. It's the first show of the season on Sunday, and I am - quite literally - up to my knees in @$%^!£? rosettes!!
They are the type made of copious quantities of satin ribbon, with long satin tails: we provide 1st to 6th place for 14 classes (you do the math!) and I am endeavouring to put them together insets of 6 x 14. They slither about, fall on the floor, the tails escape no matter how hard I try to contain them, the hook things on the back get caught on each other ....... I swear the B%^&y things are alive and are definitely having fun at my expense!!!!! I have abandoned them for now.
There MUST be an easier way to handle and manage these things other than just scrunching them up in individual plastic bags in sets of 6, which just causes them to get creased. If any of you wise lot have any suggestions as to how to easily manage these things whilst, at the same time, preserving my sanity, I will be very happy to hear any and every idea. Thank you.
There MUST be an easier way to handle and manage these things other than just scrunching them up in individual plastic bags in sets of 6, which just causes them to get creased. If any of you wise lot have any suggestions as to how to easily manage these things whilst, at the same time, preserving my sanity, I will be very happy to hear any and every idea. Thank you.