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There is no Rollestone Saturday, just an empty stable... I can feel the shakes coming already... Ive found the number of the local hospital, men in white coats-stand by for numerous phone calls......
 

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arghhhhhhhhhhhhhh there is something glaring and is making me feel queasy....................... oh no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! its walking towards me....................... *screams* I'm being dragged away by a ghostly figure, HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!its the white coat man.






OOOO taking me to exeter physch unit, mmmm not far from rollestone.* I relax*
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What you two like eh?
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I know what you mean though - it's just not right having an empty stable is it *sobs*


Edited cuz I'm a muppet that can't spell at this time of the morning
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Dear Rollestone Clique,

I'm writing this from a tiny room somewhere. It's very small, and extremely difficult to reach the keys of the pooter as, for some reason, someone has put this odd jacket on me!!

The person who slides the tray under the door has said, that when I stop babbling about foals and muttering weird names, they will reassess the situation.

Last night, when I was physically removed to this room, I did bang my head, but, funnily enough it didn't hurt, as the walls are padded!!!

Apparently, with lots of talking and good care and attention, this condition can be contained, unfortunately, it has an annual cycle, so, it can reappear!!!!!

Hope you are all well, and living in a cell near me!!!!

Speak to you soon

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I've eaten my breakfast!!!! Thud! Thud! Samstar????
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Did you get a squashed Mars bar as well???!!!
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PMSL!
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Glad i came in on that one before another 3/4 pages haha or i'd have been so lost .

I lost them when i ran into the woods
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Need any supplies tehe?
 

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Morning all. I missed last nite, was entertaining. Dont fret guys, we have to stay strong, we are a team and no-one can break us! Jsut a week or so and another one will be coming in for foaling... (dont focus on the fact that there is only one after that) We can find something else to watch via a webcam
 

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Back from therapy!!!!

Can't see out the window though!!! It's very high up!
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Did someone say something about a life!!!! What life! I don't have one!!
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Thud! Thud! Samstar???!!! Can you hear me??? Someone's got a life!!!
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Some people have all the luck eh???
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I've tied my sheets up but have problem jumping up to window to tie on. * wishes them to put me on the rack*
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Oh they have said I can have an hour to walk round the outside pen as its such a sunny day and hopefully will clear my head of rollestone horrors
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Oh lucky you!!! You're being let out for a whole hour!!!!
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Therapist said they couldn't let me out yet, as during the therapy session I apparently kept staring at the computer screen!!!! Untill I can drag my eyes away they said they'd prefer me to just sit quietly in here!!!!
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Very boring though!!!
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I'll tap on the wall later!!!

One of the chooks is here...it's helping me dig!!!

They left a spoon after lunch , so the chook and I are making good progress, should be out by 8pm!!!!
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Unfortunately, I have to sing loudly to cover up the noise!!
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*f_s_ sings loudly in the cell....chook joins in...sing chirpy, chirpy, cheep, cheep!!!!
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It's not me it's the chook!!!!!
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I just have to provide the harmonies!!!
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We're making good progress though!!!
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*pops her head up from the tunnel, looking a bit dusty*

What!!! Start digging then, you'll be out by eight!!!!

I'll throw henrietta up to window and she'll fly through and give you a hand!!!
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*throws chook up to windowsill*

Right, I'm nearly finished, just got to work out a way to get past the fence and the guards!!!!
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ARGGHHH those pesky guards, said they were letting me out, but instead they made me sit in a locked car for 3 hours and said I had to give marks from 1-10 to every horse I saw in the odd looking box thing in front of me... what was all that about, nothing in labour, no midwife in shorts... quite quite odd!!

Back in my little cell now, feeling better but still getting double vision, the sweating has stopped now tho, but the dribbling and shaking is worse......oooooo I can hear someone singing and digging... I'll start a tunnel from my cell, maybe we can meet in the middle..
 

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I'll shout Hils, so that you can dig towards the sound!!!!
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Don't give up, we'll get out of here!!!! You poor thing! You've been tortured for your belief! How horrible!!! There is a Rollestone place for all of us!!!
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P.S. Tell the therapist, that you don't "do" horses, foals or midwives in funny costumes, and you don't know what cam means!!!! They're easier on you then!!!
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Did you enjoy the ryvita with cheese slices and smarties on top??!!!!
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You'd better do what they say, then you'll be able to dig your way out tonight, and have a sensible conversation!!!!
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Oh! I'm being taken away...to do....some.....horse work.....or did they say house work!!!! Bl**dy hell!!!! It's HOUSEWORK!!!!!

See you later!!!
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Smarties??? I didnt get smarties !! *hils curls up in the corner quietly sobbing*

Someone said something about F1 racing and button... are the laptops having a race or something.. ??
 

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Affffffffffffffffffffttttttttttttttttttttteeeeeeeernoon!
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Sorry the drugs are making me slur
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- have only just come round - thought I was having a nightmare - any empty stable at Rollestone
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- but apparently it was real. I was unconsolable so they gave me a drink and said it would help me sleep.....
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They keep waving around a schedule of 'treatment' has words like ironing, hoovering etc on it - was enough to push me over the edge again......
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*rocking backwards and forwards on sofa*

See you later - may have to have another nap.....
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The shaking has just stopped.....more drugs needed to stop the rocking and the constant need to check the foalcam.....
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*bangs on wall* Is anyone else there??
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Have they been drugging you to??
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They have taken my jacket off to see how I get on
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- sneaked a peek and there are people outside the stable and haynets inside - is there a mare coming in??
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Bugger they have seen me
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......OOOOOOhhhhhh no - they've got the jacket with them........
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