Shitlands - Stardom calls......

[Trouper]

Apparently "they" are making a new Thelwell film (so my newspaper tells me) and are looking for Merrylegs' and Penelope's (who don't mind being catapulted into everything)

I have this vision of every little, hairy horror on the Forum being buffed to perfection for their chance of fame and fortune.

Don't disillusion me!!

 

[Auslander]

Mine aren't really into being preened...

 

[Auslander]

That bale did not look like that when I put them in there!

 

[Elf On A Shelf]

Mine is fat enough ??? and she is entertaining to ride when fit! (FYI she gets a handful of old hay that Gray has rejected to shut her up when the others are fed that's all!)

 

[Dave's Mam]

I'm sure there's an Exmoor out there that would fit the bill too!

 

[The Fuzzy Furry]

Little A would love to do it....

 

[Arzada]

Little A would love to do it....

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Yep, he looks like he's raring to go!

 

[Emilieu]

Did someone say Shitland?

 

[SatansLittleHelper]

I would love to audition ShitPig but I don't think they'd appreciate his erm..."extreme character" ???

 

[blackcob]

You called?

 

[The Fuzzy Furry]

Yep, he looks like he's raring to go!

Except she's the wrong colour and sex ?

 

[Cloball]

Except she's the wrong colour and sex ?

Not sure that ever stopped a film maker before ?

 

[Jules111]

Did you say you were looking for a new film star???

 

[SEL]

The microcob has told me to stop dieting her so she can audition.