Oberon
Well-Known Member
So at 6am this morning - after night shift number 2 andiIn the darkness and the pelting rain.....I turned my friend's horse and The Tank out in the field.
The Tank (sweet and nervous character usually) managed to go the wrong way and escape into the neighbouring field.
And led me a merry dance
.
So I'm crawling and slipping around in the mud, in the dark and the rain with the 16.1hh leviathan running around, snorting and blowing and generally talking the pee
Eventually he stood still and let me catch him.
Boiling with rage - I smile sweetly and pat and reward him for standing still (while imagining beating him around the head with the headcollar).
Bloody horses 
"Who? Me?"
The Tank (sweet and nervous character usually) managed to go the wrong way and escape into the neighbouring field.
And led me a merry dance
.So I'm crawling and slipping around in the mud, in the dark and the rain with the 16.1hh leviathan running around, snorting and blowing and generally talking the pee
Eventually he stood still and let me catch him.
Boiling with rage - I smile sweetly and pat and reward him for standing still (while imagining beating him around the head with the headcollar).
Bloody horses
"Who? Me?"
Butter wouldn't melt!