So embarassed! Had to explain the bird and the bees.....

[Hovis_and_SidsMum]

Went down to the yard to check on Sid yesterday lunch time and he was out in the fields with one of the other livery ponies whose owners had also just rolled up.
So tootled down to the field armed with carrots with the lady and her daughter (who's pony it is) only to find Sid engaged in a good "session" with her pony. Bless she's only little he's 17.2!
But worst still as I stand there wondering what on earth to say the girl pipes up with the immortal - "whats he doing to katy, mum?". Her mum (sniggering) suggested I should explain - cue me (never great with kids) having to explain the birds and the bees whilst my darling horse carries on giving us an active demonstration.
I wanted to die. Or kill him. Or both.
The later mentioned fact that little katy is the yard "tart" did little to help. Not only is my horse a hussy he also has no taste!

 

[Olliedog]

oh dear lol

...well i guess they have to find out one way or another...
So, did you kill him?

 

[Hovis_and_SidsMum]

Nope. But was tempted to commit hari kari with a carrot when he finished his "fun" and then briskly trotted over with a slighlty smug expression on his face.

 

[vicm2509]

Thats so funny, I have the whole thing pictured in my head by the way you explained it

 

[Olliedog]

you'll just have to explain to him you strongly disagree with his choice of girlfriend and that you forbid him from seeing her

 

[Hovis_and_SidsMum]

I suggested to Hubby last night that he needed to have a father son chat with Sid about getting young girls into trouble.
His last owners had two horses - him and a chesnut mare. Which sort of explains his facination with the chesnut pony Katy. Except for the fact she's about half the size of his last conquest........ which i suppose makes him brainless as well as a tasteless hussy. Anyone want to swap?

 

[aimeerose]

ground him? no late night, parties etc just lots of homework!

its meant to work for wayward teens?

 

[piebaldsparkle]

Yeah sure - Don't think you will be much better off thou, I have a really tarty mare who spends all day running backwards into her gelding friend trying to get him to play wheelbarrows!!

 

[alfirules]

how embarrasing! is your horse a stallion?

 

[Chex]

How embarrassing! I would have probably walked off swiftly in the opposite direction! I caught Chex "busy" with a mare years ago, I must have been about 13. Scarred me it did lol. Luckily I've not seen him do it since!

 

[Blizzard]

oh LOL!

 

[Hovis_and_SidsMum]

Nope he's not a stallion he's a gelding with ideas above his station!