Nudibranch
Well-Known Member
Actually "dragged off" would be more correct. One of the local farmers never repairs the bridleway gates and they are all a nightmare, some are now impassable, this despite the fact that everyone comments how good my mare is with gates.
As we were negotiating the final gate yesterday, said farmer came razzing by on his quad bike. There was a light breeze blowing and as we were halfway through, the gate collapsed (literally) shut onto us so that I was mightily squashed against the opposite post and then dragged off in a slow motion somersault. The farmer stopped to see if I was ok and then came out with the priceless remark, "Oh, is he worse in the wind?"
I managed to contain myself and politely point out that she's fine in the wind but for some reason doesn't like being trapped in dangerous gates... went completely over his head....
I now have the most impressive full length bruise on both sides of my leg - ouch!
As we were negotiating the final gate yesterday, said farmer came razzing by on his quad bike. There was a light breeze blowing and as we were halfway through, the gate collapsed (literally) shut onto us so that I was mightily squashed against the opposite post and then dragged off in a slow motion somersault. The farmer stopped to see if I was ok and then came out with the priceless remark, "Oh, is he worse in the wind?"
I managed to contain myself and politely point out that she's fine in the wind but for some reason doesn't like being trapped in dangerous gates... went completely over his head....
I now have the most impressive full length bruise on both sides of my leg - ouch!