So I told my boy the story about the naughty pony who went on holiday to findus...

[Zargon_91]

...
and lo and behold he was impeccably behaved today, winning one class and second in the other

so if you need a bribery tactic tell them the story of what happens to naughty horses

 

[robysfarm]

I threatened my pony with tescos and she loaded straight away think she fancied some shopping

 

[Shysmum]

Hmmm - why is it that this had made me sad ? Those poor ponies were/are definitely not naughty...

 

[Delicious_D]

You think thats bad

Poor dee

 

[Nugget La Poneh]

While I smile and have giggled when the stable neighbour threatened her horse with Findus after he bolted (and yes, proper bolt) with her yesterday, what happened to the days of threatening Pedigree Chum or copydex glue.

 

[Nugget La Poneh]

You think thats bad

Poor dee

Do admit, slightly unfortunate

 

[angelish]

Hmmm - why is it that this had made me sad ? Those poor ponies were/are definitely not naughty...

was thinking this , poor horses
but then

You think thats bad

Poor dee

nearly wet myself laughing at this

 

[Delicious_D]

im a bad horse owner

 

[Goldenstar]

It's the new warning of choice here, ***** ( insert name of misbehaving equine ) followed by " Lasange " in a firm tone.

 

[Delicious_D]

It's the new warning of choice here, ***** ( insert name of misbehaving equine ) followed by " Lasange " in a firm tone.

Oh no

'Delicious Lasange'

My horse was destined for it

 

[Jax]

Think of the sponsorship deal *MEGA*

 

[Delicious_D]

and yummy too

 

[Crazy_cat_lady]

I gave mine the option of lasagna or burger when it was peeing down with freezing icey rain the other Sunday & all I kept seeing was his tail as he kept walking away from me in the field when I was trying to catch the knobber.

Haha at the Delicia pizza!

 

[fatpiggy]

When I was teaching, if the horses/ponies were reluctant to trot on or whatever, I'd yell "sausage factory!!". The kids loved it!

 

[dianchi]

Hmmm - why is it that this had made me sad ? Those poor ponies were/are definitely not naughty...

Sense of humour failure me thinks.

Often threatened the ginger one (no one will buy you,you will go to the glue factory), little one is too cute, she gets get threatened with selling

 

[FfionWinnie]

You think thats bad

Poor dee

 

[Emma S]

That's brilliant ...
My friends horse was threatened with becoming 'Archie & Chips' yesterday after being an a*se on the yard!

 

[Delicious_D]

I think delicia would make ayummy piza personally.

I've written to Tesco's for some sponsorship *crosses findus fingers*

 

[tallyho!]

My standard threat to any horse or pony behaving badly has always been "stop it or I'll eat you!!!"

Little did I know.................

 

[niagaraduval]

My standard threat to any horse or pony behaving badly has always been "stop it or I'll eat you!!!"

Little did I know.................

PSML !!!

 

[Kat]

ha ha, when my vet gave me sedalin the other day she explained to me that I'd have to fill in the "not for human consumption" section of L's passport. She then went on to say if I fancied making lasagne out of her, I'd need to do it now, because once she'd had the sedalin it would be too late!