Somebody let me in on the secret please!

Ellemoo

Ellemoo

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Can anybody let me in on the secret- pretty certain my girl is on a 'repeat prescription' of D**k-Head pills!
Where does she get them?? Is there a secret equine chemist i dont know about?! :p

Anyone care to enlighten me? :confused::rolleyes:
 
Think someone doped my gelding with these pills you speak of - they kicked in half way through our hack last night meaning that we returned to the yard prancing delicately on our tipee toes staring at the invisible bush monsters the whole way.
 
Do they do the extra strength version? This morning my delightful boy :

when tied up ran side to side and ***** all up a katie price equestrian rug that was hanging up!! he was there for all of 5 minutes and did 2 great big sloppy numbers he was so worked up!

I was then told we could turn out, i took him up the lane which has a gate at one end and then a gate to the field at the other end. I posted him through the gate and he went up the slight hill to the left of the gate and JUMPED the 5 bar gate as I was closing it!!! The bottom gate mustn't have been shut right coz it opened so now he was on the lane to the yard (with a main road exit!!) thankfully i managed to shoo him back up 'grumpy neighbours' drive, who thankfully had their garden gate shut so I got hold of him. Then I had to use my 'Parelli' style handling to put the little b*gger back in his field ... grrr!!

Two major lessons learnt this morning :)
 
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