Someone call the RSCPA

[Annette4]

Dear AAD,

Jack and Quila here. We're locked in the garden away from the phone so we would appreciate if someone could ring for us.

Why? I hear you cry. Well, our evil mother made us have our yearly bath today.....I mean....what kind of a monster does that! And now we're locked in the garden in the sunshine to dry out. Does she not know that the only joy that comes from a bath is shaking all over your owner and getting their sofa soaking wet!

 

[mollichop]

And where is the proof of this torture?

I want to see soggy bedraggled pups!

 

[Annette4]

I forgot to get photos.....was too busy trying to to soak myself

 

[Slinkyunicorn]

Do what we do - find some nice dirt to roll in - it will stick to your 'clean' fur and spoil their evil plan

St Sweep and Max

 

[Montyforever]

Whats this "bath" thing?! Is it somthing i should be worried about?? Ive not been with these owners in the summer yet .. They do keep saying somthing about it i think i heard mummy say " yes barney can have a b-a-t-h when its warmer up the yard, weve got miles of hose *evil laugh*" .. they think i cant spell

Barney x

 

[dilbert]

My mummy gave me a bath yesterday as my big sister Boo had peed on my head (again) and I hid under a lorry eating yummy hoof and got oil on my back. The oil won't come off! I rolled in poo today too. Hehehe!

Love Iggy x

 

[Mogg]

i feel your pain, and ask that you refer the RSPCA on to my case as soon as they're done with yours.

my mum bathed me today....no warning, no time to hide...she lured me into the bathroom with promises of letting me play with a new toilet roll and then bam! the door shut and before i knew it i was in the shower

Apparently she didn't appreciate the amount of grit and bits i had deposited on her clean duvet. What's that all about?? the chickens have been sand-bathing all week and she just giggles and goes awww at the stupid things. i, on the other hand, spent all morning playing with cousin Poppy and chasing round the field till i found a lovely patch of dirt for us to cool off on. So what if it had the remains of a dead bird in it?
And she didnt even let me dry off in a manly way....no shaking and froclicking in the sun for me, noooo, i had to stand while she blasted me with a hairdryer :/ AND the cat saw me! i am never gonna live this down!

For what it's worth i like the feel of dirt & dead bird in my coat. it makes me look manly. it makes me smell manly. It's all very well her burying her nose in my coat and telling me i smell lush....first she has my danglies lopped off and now i smell like a girl!! If she wanted a female dog why did she get me?

One thing you can be sure of tho, tomorrow im gonna roll in poo as soon as we get to the yard!!

Kind regards, Mickey