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just for you Tia xxx
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errrrrr, a white horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'what'll it be, a glass of your namesake?'

and the horse says.....






























































What - Eric?
 
You wanted a joke?

Not sure how this will go on here but:

A girl & her boyfriend go to the pub. When it's the girl's turn to buy a round
she tells him that she's heard of a wonderful new drink he simply must try. She
returns with the usual lager for herself. For him, she has two glasses. One
contains a measure of Bailey's, the other lime juice.

Instructions: "OK, what you gotta do is, you gotta swig the Bailey's, hold it in
your mouth, and then drink the lime juice." He looks a bit dubious, but she's
very enthusiastic so he decides to give it a go.

First the Bailey's; lovely smooth, creamy, warm feeling in the mouth.
Then he takes the lime juice.
T + 0.1 secs : The cream in the Bailey's curdles.
T + 0.3 secs : Boyfriend's face turns the color of fresh lime juice.
T + 0.6 secs : Boyfriend calms his stomach & swallows the grunge .
T + 1.5 secs : She whispers in his ear....






"It's called Blowjob revenge"
 
Okay - here's mine, but it'll cost you 40p a look.


What do you call a cat that's eaten a duck????










A Duck Filled Fatty Puss (say it quickly)!!!!
 
*stimpy stomps feet*

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Ha - hope that buggers up your window now.
 
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