Spin off- Funny horse names

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Paint it Lucky

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I'm bored so what are the funniest named horses you've ever met/heard of.

I'll start off: Webster, Clifford, Shoei

Am sure you lot can do better!
 
thumper, cowboy
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i seem to buy all the horses with odd names
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My favourite is one I heard a few years ago. Tis probably still out there. Oingy Boingy- loved it, said it all!!!

My sec B is Rhwbyth bach

It means small thing in welsh!!! Didnt think I could register as small thing!!!

My chestnut is Doris!

I also have Ricky the bricky as he's a little bit thicky!

I have lots of names for my other one- all unrepeatable!!!
 
My last horse was called Willie, which was very entertaining esp when my OH asked if I'd enjoyed my ride on Willie!!!!
 
There was a horse down the Riding School called Gigolo, he was a dude
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. One called Smurf as well, the amount of times I had chavs guffawing going 'He's not blue'. Well done Sherlock, have you EVER seen a blue horse
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Newest 1 at our yard is called Monster. I have had to stop addressing Charlie as monster to avoid confusion!
 
we have a horse at the yard called zorro changed as his real name is kevin!!(well its spelt ceffin (i think) but pronounced as kevin!!)peeded my pants when the owner confessed to real name!! had a friend who had a cat called cookin fat (now change the c and f around and say out loud!!!) i also had horse called snaffle, bert, em and used to ride a friends called aaron!
 
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Newest 1 at our yard is called Monster. I have had to stop addressing Charlie as monster to avoid confusion!

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we have a coloured at our yard called monster as well!!!
 
Oh how could I forget 'Bar money Honey' which was my aunts forst choice for her fillys registered name. It was already taken though!

At Chesters old stable there was a "Checks Cashed"
 
I've got a Muppet! It was her pet name before she was born and when she came out, it just stuck - she is a bit of a muppet really!
 
When I was a teenager on the local show circit there was a pony called Daddy's Pay Rise and I also read of one called Expensive Mistake in Horse and Hound.

Personally I think Domino should be renamed "the money pit"
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Cassandra
 
Duke's daughters use to name the new hunters from Ireland as when bought & youa sked it's name they always said call it what the F you like! Well ALan Shearer had just moved to Newcastle so they wanted to call one Shearer we managed to get them to go for Striker another they wanted to call Merlin & we changed it to Flashman!!
Friend bought one called Saladin!! So he got sortened to Al! He was a bit of an Al!!
We had Punchinenely (Punch) as his blaze was spitting image of Punch from punch & judy! Odd socks well he had odd socks!
 
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