Stupid injuries

[CorvusCorax]

All hilarious dog-related injuries welcome!

Just this week:

Carpet burn on my arm because my mother thought it would be hilarious if I made a 'Plank' yoga move on the floor and she could ask B to jump me like an obstacle. Yes, alcohol involved.

Bloody painful bruise on tummy after dogs bolted themselves into the exercise run and I had to lean over the top of the gate to unlock it.

Historical injuries:

Permanent raised bump on nose from where old dog hit me up the face with her paw

Bent/broke the end of my little finger getting it caught in a large link choke chain just as B swivelled his head around to look at a cat.

Very sore/bruised back after they jumped out of the car at the same time and knocked me backwards onto a boulder.

 

[SnowPhony]

Ouch I feel your pain!!

Ellie once managed to take the end of my finger off in a check chain....quite how it happened I still have no idea but it bled horribly and being the drama queen I can be I thought I was going to bleed to death *rolls eyes*

This week, not so little Eva pup managed to headbutt me leaving a massive lump on my forehead when I leaned over to pick up her tennis ball.

Gotta love 'em!

 

[mollichop]

Ouch! Just the usual head crack and nose butt from over excited welcome homes - I keep Nurofen on the hall table now!

Ooh just remebered, was walking dogs with my mum a few weeks ago, baseball cap on and hair tied back, Mum said "what's that on your neck?"

Looked in car wing mirror to se a love bite! Had zero action for a long time but when I tried to explain it was Paddi being a bit too keen to greet me - she didn't buy it!

 

[CAYLA]

Lol, the injury I suffer most, clawed feet all you hear me scream is "watch my ********g feet Awwww" OH takes the P now, I hardley wear shoes around the house and if the dog rush anyhwere, say for a dropped crumb on the floor or to get out the door, they scrambled and claw my feet, it hurts like hell

I went to pick a rescue dog up of the floor to put it in it's crate, and when I bent down to the dog (staffi) it went to jump into crate, and smacked me right in the cheek bone, it was numb for days and black as hell, Im sure if fractured my cheek bone, I never got it checked.

Shaun the ddb x pitt ran into the back of my legs in the field full force and I felt sick, it felt like my bone was sticking out of my leg thank the lord it was not, the pain for horrendous

 

[CorvusCorax]

Oh you've just reminded me, I got a scrape right down my chest last summer (went to pick them up from kennels wearing a low-cut t-shirt, duh - MUMMY! Scrraaaaatttccchhhhh)

And the big mahoosive bruise on my thigh - I was teasing him with the ball on a rope, I flicked it and it wrapped itself around my leg, bam! He didn't actually close his mouth, just sort of hit me with his open jaw, jaysus, it hurt.

 

[Taffyhorse]

Freddie ran full tilt into the back of my legs in the dark a few weeks ago and managed to really bang the inside of my knee-cap. V painful and I was lame for days - interesting coloured bruise too.

How he didn't knock himself out I don't quite know,...