Such bad manners and not even 2 years old yet

[AdorableAlice]

I tried so hard to bring her up properly, nice table manners, no swearing, no smoking and no face pulling behind people's backs. What a let down, she will be chewing bubble gum next.

 

[Elsiecat]

Wait until she becomes interested in boys. That's when the problems start.

 

[PippiPony]

 

[AdorableAlice]

Wait until she becomes interested in boys. That's when the problems start.

She is not having her ears or anything else pierced and the only club she will be visiting is the Pony Club.

 

[Venevidivici]

Fab pic

 

[skint1]

Don't send her the local comprehensive school!

 

[armchair_rider]

Giggle snort. Terrible. Send her to me and i'll sort her out. Not that you'll get her back mind

 

[AdorableAlice]

She is already booked in at Borstal for girls.

I blame Little Ted, the feral carthorse, he has led her astray.

 

[armchair_rider]

Quite likely. One look at Ted tells you the sort of character he is

 

[mulledwhine]

naughty corner for her ne thinks

 

[AdorableAlice]

Quite likely. One look at Ted tells you the sort of character he is

yes, here he is pinching her tea this evening !

 

[hnmisty]

You didn't mention "no drugs" though

 

[PolarSkye]

yes, here he is pinching her tea this evening !

Oh that's fabulous .

P

 

[Mike007]

yes, here he is pinching her tea this evening !

Not quite, you have misread the body language. ! He is definately on the back hoof and ready to run away from this Harlot. Painted Jezabell.She is the one leading the action .

 

[tankgirl1]

I blame Ted entirely, totally his fault

 

[Mike007]

I blame Ted entirely, totally his fault

poor bemused swain. this Harlot has lead him astray!

 

[brucea]

Bramble's not much better and he's in his 20's.

 

[coffeeandabagel]

love Bramble's eyes!!

 

[brucea]

Yep - he has a blue eye which looks quite startling against the black face!

But he's never learned any manners, and resisted all attempts at teaching them!

 

[tuonodeb]

Can,t catch me

 

[AdorableAlice]

You didn't mention "no drugs" though

There is no Arab in her, and she is frightened of men wearing white frocks and tea towels................

 

[AdorableAlice]

Bramble's not much better and he's in his 20's.

Fabulous, and at 20 plus, he can use all the naughty words that Alice has yet to learn.

 

[eatmyshorts]

LOL, brilliant!