Terrier - free to any home :@

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Wigglypigs

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Grrrr blasted hairy JRT was allowed to sneak up on to the bed for a cuddle since its the last day of my holidays. Lovely OH (he's better trained than the dog) brought me a big mug of tea.
Just as he handed me it the dog tried to snuggle in and nudged the base of the cup to get closer tipping boiling hot tea down my front :o
Not a drop on her right enough. I now have a large red welt on my stomach.
Grrr
 
Def the dogs fault. She's more like a blimmin bulldozer than a smaller terrier. How she managed to completely avoid the boiling tea despite beng under the cup is beyond me.....
 
Bet she'd make a lovely hot water bottle cover. Send her to me - she'll match my new spaniel pyjama case!:D
 
Spudlet will you pay the postage? She's a heavy little thing. If not I'll set her off with a map and a couple of biscuits. I'm sure she will find the way if there's a promise of an easier life at yours. I have just informed them that they will all be going in the bath later on as they will be sharing my tent at the weekend and no doubt will end up in my sleeping bag at some point
 
No no, don't take her. Take mine instead! Just what is it about fox cr@p?

Not only is she covered in it again for third time in two days, she has just taught her son to do it too.

Even my three year old son is fed up with them and he LOVES talking about poo!
 
Spudlet said:
Send me your naughtiest spaniel, and I will send back a lovely PJ case all ready for use. Guaranteed not to run off, steal other dogs' toys then lose them, or roll in fox poo...
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I assume it doesn't bark at you if you don't feed it pyjamas or pay it enough attention? :p
 
Oooh while we are giving away terriers, I have one!

She has obliterated my address book.... The one I have been building up for months, to send out my wedding invitations.
Yesterday she had a bridal magazine (They cost a bloody fiver!)
Day before she had something else.

I have filmed the little got doing it... she is not stressed, she's well exercised and left with plenty of kongs etc. She just thinks my IMPORTANT things are was more fun.

I will even deliver her!
 
I was thinking of making my collie into a fetching russian style fur hat - complete with head at the front, legs fashioned into ear flaps and the tail hanging down tha back...
 
if we are giving away terriers - i have a jiffy bag all ready to pop the bedlington in:D
his crimes over the years include
eating 2 pairs of Camper boots
destroying many. many handbags - he pulls them down from hooks, furniture & rips them apart in search of edibles
the whole christmas chocolate debacle - he "found" the present stash - ate his own body weight in champage truffles, hotel chocolat lovelies AND a sack of gourmet jelly beans - then projectile vomitted around the house & to add insult to injury then had to go to the vet in case he had managed to poison himself
ate a hole in my mothers' bedroom carpet - she hates all dogs - he does little to change her mind
chewed the knob off my gear stick
terrorised the old cat so much that she spent much of her last year living in the airing cupboard
oh & is such a hopeless hunter that he has been chased by a fox & head butted by sheep

just let me know where you want him delivered:)
 
Ooh I think we need a 'what could we turn our terriers into?' thread.....

Now. ... The little one would make quite nice mittens and I think the fat one would convert quite nicely into a furry cushion...

In this against T and Cs do you think?
 
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