The Carrot Lady wants me to get religion---by the Spooky Pony

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I'm very confused.

Today, the Carrot Lady came to see me again---she'd been missing for quite a while, but came back a few days ago. We didn't go anywhere; just to the place where I get my blue bucket with food in. So I got my blue bucket with food in, and then she got out the purple brush which is my favourite brush, and first she brushed out my tail, which is ok, I guess, and then she brushed out my mane! I love the purple brush and having my mane brushed; it's the scratchiest brush of all; even scratchier than the brown curvy brush! And that's a very scratchy brush. :)

So she was brushing my mane and my neck, and I made long-neck-wibbly-face because it was so nice, and then she said that she thinks I've become a Rastafarian!! She said it's some kind of religious order that has funny hair...she said she thinks maybe I overheard her talking about Pastafarians, and that I got confused and went with the wrong ones...

She seems to have this strange thing about me and getting religion. Some time ago, she said I should join the Ministry of Silly Walks, and you may remember that I was worried about that then, that I'm not really cut out for the ministry at all. How do I explain to her that I'm a Catholic pony? :confused:

Can somebody tell me what a pirate is, and why Pastafarians are supposed to dress up like one? Does she think I should like to be a Pastafarian because she puts those weird outfits on me sometimes, when we go walk around a square place with lots of other horse with weird blankets on? Do I get a pirate blanket the next time? :confused:

Carrots,
the Spooky Pony
 
Sorry Spookypony I don't know what a pastafarian is either!! Hope you enjoed the blue bucket it sounds yummy!

I don't think you should worry too much about the religion thing, I reckon carrot lady is just go through a phase (maybe the snow afected her brain?) and it will pass soon enough.
 
Thank you, that's a bit reassuring. She does seem to go through phases, and we did have lots of snow! She's been taking the stall-on-wheels places, too, without me in it!

Do you have a blue bucket, too?
 
I'll see if she has any more silly ideas today. She has lots of silly ideas, like all those circles she wants me to make in the square place with a roof on, for example.
 
Awww Spooky pony explain these weird rugs???

My carrot lady has said that im a fat b***h and that she is tempted to take my rug off all together!!! I hope she doesn't.

I dont get buckets with food due to above statement in however when I did it was all bendy so I could throw it about :D Suppose I do need to loose a few pounds my belly is what it was before the kids.

I know what a piroutte is, is that pirate oop north maybe?? If so it means you get to spin on your back legs when you want, great fun :D

Much Love Samba x x
 
I have a nice big yellow bucket which always has lots of yummy stuff in it. I stand in my stable and refuse to leave till they give it to me.
It is always nice and full as I'm 'an idiot that can drop 10kgs over night if I don't sleep well' - I think thats a compliment, means Im sensetive doesn't it?

I don't get the whole circles in a square thing either if you want me to circle why don't we just go in the round yard?? I reckon mum failed 'shapes' in primary school.
 
Dear Samba,

the "weird rugs" really are weird. I don't have to wear a blanket very often, but sometimes when it's really really cold and wet, I have to, and it's not even that bad, now that I have a new blanket which is more comfortable. But sometimes in the summer, when it's not even cold, suddenly a whole group of us have to walk around in a circle wearing funny blankets, and the people wear funny blankets too, and then we have to stand in a line and someone comes with those flappy ribbony things that I don't like. Try as I might, I can't understand what the point of all that is. :confused: I've attached a picture of me in my latest funny blanket; the Carrot Lady kept calling me "Mr Spook" that day, which I thought was very polite of her; I usually don't get called "Mr"-anything! :)

I think I've done one of those things you describe, where you move your front end around your bum...but I think she meant something different. :confused:

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Felicity_09 said:
I have a nice big yellow bucket which always has lots of yummy stuff in it. I stand in my stable and refuse to leave till they give it to me.
It is always nice and full as I'm 'an idiot that can drop 10kgs over night if I don't sleep well' - I think thats a compliment, means Im sensetive doesn't it?

I don't get the whole circles in a square thing either if you want me to circle why don't we just go in the round yard?? I reckon mum failed 'shapes' in primary school.
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I think I drop at least 10 kgs every day too, but I never get any skinnier! The Carrot Lady calls me "Whale Pony", which I've been told isn't very nice, and accuses me of having swallowed a zeppelin, which I think is really unfair because I've been told those fly up in the air, and I don't know how she thinks I should have got it down from up there.
 
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