The HHO Dictionary... Add yours!

[spotty_pony]

I was grooming a really muddy horse today at work and came up with this:

The Definition of Grooming - The art of transferring mud from a horse to yourself.

A well known one which is quite famous is: The Definition of Riding - The art of keeping a horse between you and the ground.

I'm trying to think of more now for other horsey things. Add anything you can think of here. This is just a bit of fun and I thought we could make our own HHO Dictionary with funny definitions and maybe ask Admin to make it a sticky thread if this thread gets much interest.

 

[camilla4]

Horses: the most efficient means of transferring money directly from yourself to others

 

[TinselRider]

Livery- The gathering hythe for equestrian stereotypes and know it alls, frequent bitching may occur due to the horse to acre ratio typically being high.

 

[HollyWoozle]

Moragulous (you can use your imagination for this one).

 

[fine_and_dandy]

Starzaan - keeps Tena Lady in business

 

[[69117]]

I hope you are doing the weeing!

I may be bleeding profusely from my little nosey, and having general ridiculosity going on, but I assure you, there's been no weeing yet!

 

[fine_and_dandy]

I hope you are doing the weeing!

I may be bleeding profusely from my little nosey, and having general ridiculosity going on, but I assure you, there's been no weeing yet!

Yep!!

I have also been mourning your current predicament by wafting my albeit rather pancake like morags very mournfully to a sad sad song...the song involves violins....it is that sad....

 

[[69117]]

Throw a cello in there and you have some seriously sad wafting going on...

 

[fine_and_dandy]

Throw a cello in there and you have some seriously sad wafting going on...

I'll raise you a push up bra to make my panrags (combination of pancakes and morags!! - add that to the dictionary!!) look more wafty and sad. With the cello obviously.

 

[Bettyboo222]

Rugs - quick and easy ways to destroy your money

 

[fine_and_dandy]

One of the truest words ever spoken to me...and by a vet!!

Horses....accidents waiting to happen.

'nuff said!!

 

[JenHunt]

I thought horses were the most efficient way to turn £5 notes into compost?!

 

[WelshMisfit]

Horses......the fastest way to turn money into s**t........

 

[miss_bird]

Horse ownership = ridning time minimal, work to to keep horse clean,mucked out, poo picked, rugged, fed, watered, hard and pleasureable work