The horse maker ...

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A boy went out for a walk with his grandfather through the country and on return tells his mother,
"guess what, We saw a man making a horse, sure we did gramps!"
"Oh really" his mum replies,
"Yep he was nearly finished too! As we walked by he was just nailing on its feet!"


Two hunts men were riding along a road with their hounds when a funeral prosession went past. The first pulls up on the verge and takes of his hat as courtousy. The second follows.
When it has past the second says to the first,
"Its so nice to see some one who follows traditional manners"
The first replies,
"Yes well we were married for 28years"
 
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