Keltic
Well-Known Member
Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, "I'll send my hound out to see if there are any ducks out in the pond. If there aren't any ducks out there, I'm not going hunting."
So he sends the hound out to the pond. The hound comes back and barks twice. Chester says, "Well I'm not going to go out. He only saw two ducks out there."
Earl says, "You're going to take the hound's barks for the truth?" Earl doesn't believe it, so he goes to look for himself. When he gets back he says, "I don't believe it where did you get that hound? There really are only two ducks out there!"
Chester says, "Well, I got him from the breeder up the road. If you want, you can get one from him, too."
So Earl goes to the breeder and says he wants a hound like the one his friend Chester has. The breeder obliges and Earl brings the hound home, tells it to go out and look for ducks. Minutes later the hound returns with a stick in it's mouth and starts humping Earl's leg.
Outraged, Earl takes the dog back to the breeder and says, "This hound is a fraud. I want my money back!"
The breeder asks Earl what the hound did. So Earl tells him that when he sent the hound out to look for ducks, it came back with a stick in its mouth and started humping his leg.
The breeder says, "Earl, all he was trying to tell you was that there are more f**king ducks out there than you can shake a stick at!"
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So he sends the hound out to the pond. The hound comes back and barks twice. Chester says, "Well I'm not going to go out. He only saw two ducks out there."
Earl says, "You're going to take the hound's barks for the truth?" Earl doesn't believe it, so he goes to look for himself. When he gets back he says, "I don't believe it where did you get that hound? There really are only two ducks out there!"
Chester says, "Well, I got him from the breeder up the road. If you want, you can get one from him, too."
So Earl goes to the breeder and says he wants a hound like the one his friend Chester has. The breeder obliges and Earl brings the hound home, tells it to go out and look for ducks. Minutes later the hound returns with a stick in it's mouth and starts humping Earl's leg.
Outraged, Earl takes the dog back to the breeder and says, "This hound is a fraud. I want my money back!"
The breeder asks Earl what the hound did. So Earl tells him that when he sent the hound out to look for ducks, it came back with a stick in its mouth and started humping his leg.
The breeder says, "Earl, all he was trying to tell you was that there are more f**king ducks out there than you can shake a stick at!"
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