Alec Swan
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I'm hearing rumours of retaliation, for the attack on Fortnum & Mason, apparently, a mob of betwedded old Etonians, have just vandalised a Liddle store, in Slough!! 
Alec.
Alec.
I'm hearing rumours of retaliation, for the attack on Fortnum & Mason, apparently, a mob of betwedded old Etonians, have just vandalised a Liddle store, in Slough!!
Alec.
And by your spelling of Lidl, Alec dear, we can tell how close YOU get one of their branches.
(So now you know - they're not owned by Rod.)