The public speaks

[Exmoor_Blairite]

I don't have a garage so have to park my car in the street in Simonsbath where I live. The car windows are covered with loads of "anti" stickers: "Exmoor against stag hunts", "Simonsbath says NO! to hunting", "The Simonsbath Gay and Lesbian Asian Group says: Hunters - bugger off!" etc.

Just before my party yesterday I came back to the car and saw a note on the windscreen. This is what it said:

"Dear Mini owner,

I saw the stickers on your car and felt I had to say a big Thank You! I'm a pensioner and have lived all my life in Simonsbath and am absolutely sick and tired of the bullying and hectoring we receive from those awful hunter types. They have absolutely no respect for man or beast. Please come round for a cup of tea and angel cake whenever you want. Yours **** **************, [address]"

 

[Ereiam_jh]

Have you ever been to the West Country?

 

[Super_Kat]

Awwww, how lovely.......... *********LOL**********

(Just in case you missed the joke there )

 

[Exmoor_Blairite]

Thank heavens I didn't include an address for you!

 

[Ereiam_jh]

Is Simonsbath in North or South Devon, or somerset?

How is it pronounced?

What's the nearest Market town?

Secondary School?

Are you a fake?

 

[Super_Kat]

 

[Exmoor_Blairite]

Oh no! I've got this image of SK getting out an envelope and her chemistry set!

 

[sarahrees]

oh well you got a new friend now lol

 

[Nigel]

HI ELB,

He/She would have offered you a beer not tea and angel cakes if they were serious.



Cheers & Chuckles

Nigel

 

[Super_Kat]

Oh no! I've got this image of SK getting out an envelope and her chemistry set!

And my plastic goggles and rubber gloves!

 

[Nigel]

Hi ELB,


Actually this does pose the question, why didn’t they bugger off somewhere else to live?

Cheers & Chuckles

Nigel

 

[Exmoor_Blairite]

who?

 

[Nigel]

Hi,

The pensioner at the top you referred too.

Cheers & Chuckles

Nigel

 

[Exmoor_Blairite]

She lives in an entailed property - can't sell it. Besides, she likes it here, apart from the hunting. She's 87!

 

[sarahrees]

how do you know her age if you only had the letter yesterday?

 

[Exmoor_Blairite]

I went round for a cuppa today. It was her birthday and she had a big badge with "87" on it.

 

[sarahrees]

this afternoon?

 

[Exmoor_Blairite]

No, this morning. Does it matter?

 

[sarahrees]

nah fairy tales are all the same
does this one have a happy ending??
ieyou leave lol (joke) lol

 

[AlanE]

There are about a dozen houses in Simonsbath, and you don't live there , or even visit, Blairite. Why not stop lying and get a psychiatrist?

 

[Fox_Hunter1]

I don't have a garage so have to park my car in the street in Simonsbath where I live. The car windows are covered with loads of "anti" stickers: "Exmoor against stag hunts", "Simonsbath says NO! to hunting", "The Simonsbath Gay and Lesbian Asian Group says: Hunters - bugger off!" etc.

LOL i have never laughed so much in my life, how do you come up with all this bullshit?

 

[severnmiles]

"I saw the stickers on your car and felt I had to say a big Thank You! I'm a pensioner and have lived all my life in Simonsbath and am absolutely sick and tired of the bullying and hectoring we receive from those awful hunter types. They have absolutely no respect for man or beast. Please come round for a cup of tea and angel cake whenever you want."

If they don't like it they can bugger off back to the city!! If the heat is too much, get out of the kitchen.

Seriously surprised your car is still in tact.

 

[combat_claire]

Only the other day sitting having a quiet beer in our local, someone walked past the garden and said 'nice t-shirt' to me. I had my Bollocks to Blair polo shirt on..perhaps Cambridgeshire is more in tune with national trends..

 

[wurzel]

As one of the very few on here who was born in the original Exmore forest......I think we all know the this silly boy is a hopeless liar.